I could not resist passing this along. Hey AMK!!!!!

[njjen3953]

On the first day of their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a
sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into
bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on
the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to
her, he replied, "Because it's Lent."

Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous
thing I have ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?

 

[sole seeker]

First, I am so glad to see you back on here! I know, real life must take precedence but still, you've been greatly missed!
Second, as regards to your joke 🙄

And finally, a return volley:


A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.

 

[milagros317]

Very funny, Jen.😀 You never give up on those blonde jokes.

PS A Catholic colleague of mine says that now members of his parish are encouraged to do some positive project of good work for lent, rather than give something up.

 

[amk714]

Thanks for thinking of me, Jen. 😀

P.S. I liked your joke too, sole seeker, though I've read it before. 😛

 

[Limeoutsider]

Love the blonde joke. 😀