I Dream of Slacker

[Knot Amewzed]

If Slacker2114 could fold his arms and nod his tissue-covered head in a wish-granting fashion, what would your wish be?

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Slacker, please grant me the power of flight.

Thank you,
Knot

 

[slacker2114]

Fine. Wish granted. You fly directly into a brick wall.

That'll teach you.

 

[DimpleToes]

hmm that is easy.. I would make him my slave and sub wishing every desire I could have... yummyyyyyyyy

 

[Knot Amewzed]

You are supposed to say "Yes, Master". Don't make me put you back in that bottle and shove you off to sea.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

hmm that is easy.. I would make him my slave and sub wishing every desire I could have... yummyyyyyyyy

Whoa Slacker's got a groupie


Slackerbitch, I wish that we could all go back and do last weekend all over again.

 

[slacker2114]

hmm that is easy.. I would make him my slave and sub wishing every desire I could have... yummyyyyyyyy

There's nothing slave-ish or sub about me, dear. You may want to re-think that. I love to corrupt wishes, as is my nature. 🙂

You are supposed to say "Yes, Master". Don't make me put you back in that bottle and shove you off to sea.

Good luck to you on that. I call no one my master. Make your wishes at your own risk.

Slackerbitch, I wish that we could all go back and do last weekend all over again.

Fine. Great. Only this time, you get pwned 10 times as bad as last time.

I have spoken.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Fine. Great. Only this time, you get pwned 10 times as bad as last time.

I have spoken.

I don't know what you're talking about -- no pwnage occured.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

***RUBS LAMP***

Slacker, please grant Skip the ability of truth and accuracy. Thank you.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

***RUBS LAMP***

Slacker, please grant Skip the ability of truth and accuracy. Thank you.

LMAO Okay fine...there was pwnage...but I was NOT the one on the receiving end of said pwnage

 

[Gothika]

i dream of slacker to oooooooo dude wait did i say that out loud dude i am so embaressed now *runnes away in embaressment*

 

[slacker2114]

***RUBS LAMP***

Slacker, please grant Skip the ability of truth and accuracy. Thank you.

Sorry, bro. Even my powers can only do so much. I can bend time and space, making the impossible, possible. But make Lyz tell the truth??? I'm not god, y'know.

LMAO Okay fine...there was pwnage...but I was NOT the one on the receiving end of said pwnage

Really? You weren't? There was another woman in an orange sweatshirt sitting on Sarah's couch begging? So where were you then?

 

[slacker2114]

i dream of slacker to oooooooo dude wait did i say that out loud dude i am so embaressed now *runnes away in embaressment*

For that, you are now a victim of my curse: you will forever wear a pink t-shirt with the logo "I Michael Bolton" on the front.

So let it be done!

 

[General Zod]

My wish...........

Is for Slacker to start answering questions

 

[slacker2114]

Fine, you get your wish....except in the thread where you're told to not ask me questions.

 

[General Zod]

Fine, you get your wish....except in the thread where you're told to not ask me questions.

OK Folks

You heard him Feel free to ask Slacker questions in this thread

Carsomyr wants to know if you are interested in a ton of May I get your address so he know where to send it? 😛

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Really? You weren't? There was another woman in an orange sweatshirt sitting on Sarah's couch begging? So where were you then?

I WAS NOT BEGGING!!!!

 

[Knot Amewzed]

I WAS NOT BEGGING!!!!

You beg like a dog for a peanut butter covered penis; not that I know how a dog begs for such a treat...or non-treat...or such a sick thing to do to a 2 month old puppy.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

You beg like a dog for a peanut butter covered penis; not that I know how a dog begs for such a treat...or non-treat...or such a sick thing to do to a 2 month old puppy.

I do not beg, and I do NOT SOUND LIKE A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!

(p.s totally disgusting you freak)

 

[Knot Amewzed]

I do not beg, and I do NOT SOUND LIKE A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!

(p.s totally disgusting you freak)

LOL!

However, you certainly sound like beaker when you beg...


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[Skipadeedoodah]

LOL!

However, you certainly sound like beaker when you beg...


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OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[slacker2114]

OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think it was pretty much over when you called him a man-bitch.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I think it was pretty much over when you called him a man-bitch.

I disagree completely - that might have been start of the most fun I had all weekend 😉

 

[slacker2114]

I disagree completely - that might have been start of the most fun I had all weekend 😉

Oh right. After you said that, you got your ass pwned, big time. Even Sarah was laughing at you.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Oh right. After you said that, you got your ass pwned, big time. Even Sarah was laughing at you.

No no no -- that was not pwned. It was...an experience 😀

 

[slacker2114]

No no no -- that was not pwned. It was...an experience 😀

I see. Kinda like how we're all experiencing your great ability at bullshitting? 😀