Sadistickler1
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I got my Butt Kicked By a GIRL!
By
Sadistickler
Well, last night my friend Chris called and told me to meet him and his wife Crystal at the bar to meet a friend of theirs from High school. So, I showered and went up there. I walked in and found them at a back table of the bar. As it turns out their friend was a female. And OMG what a looker! They introduced me, and her name was Valerie.
Now let me describe this luscious beauty for you. First of all, she is 1 inch shorter than me at 5’ 11” tall. WOW!!! Long light brown hair, brown eyes that just pierce your heart. Lips to die for and perfect straight “Should have been a toothpaste model” teeth. She had the most perfect smile I think I have ever seen. Now as for her body, well she didn’t have more than half an ounce of fat anywhere. lean, toned and muscular but still very much feminine. I found out later that she does a little bodybuilding. She’s a team leader for Weight Watchers.
She was wearing a pair of tight faded blue jeans, and a sleeveless t shirt type top with a shininess to it, and brown cowboy boots.
I couldn’t keep my eyes off of this gorgeous creature. We got along well and seemed to have a lot of fun together. We talked, flirted and as the night progressed and the beers went down smoother, things started getting silly.
My friend Chris was smiling at me every time I looked at him. He KNEW what was going through my mind. I leaned over and whispered,” Now if only I could see if she paints her toes and if her feet are ticklish, I’d peg her as perfect.
Well, Chris, being as bold as he is says,” Hey Val, Let me see your boot” and she, sitting on my right put her left boot up into my lap and Chris ,sitting on my left, tugged off her cowboy boot. Well, she was wearing socks, and Chris pretended to admire the craftsmanship of her boot and handed it back to her. Then as she put it back on we talked about boots for a couple minutes.
A minute or so later, Valerie and Crystal were deep in conversation and Chris tells me,” Hey, man I tried. I got her boot off for ya, but you dropped the ball.” I conceded my failure and took another sip of my beer.
As the night progressed Out of the blue Crystal says, “You know, Vince here has a thing for feet and toes. He loves pretty toes.” Valerie replies,” Well you know what they say about girls that take good care of their feet. They take care of other places as well.” We all laughed and I told her I wanted to see her toes. Well, She spun around in her chair, hikes her right foot up, yanks off her boot and peels off her sock and plops it into my lap. Oh boy was I in heaven!!! She had cute toes, painted a maroon color and long narrow feet. probably a size 10.
Well, I couldn’t resist. I grabbed her ankle with my right hand and asked,” But the big question of the night is... Are they TICKLISH?” And scrabbled my fingers all over her sole. She squealed loud and broke up into a laughing fit and flailed backwards in her chair. I pulled her foot up under my arm and went to town tickling under her toes, her arches, the ball of her foot and she was tossing herself side to side squealing and laughing like a nut! I loved every second. Then after maybe a solid 2 minutes, she was able to yank her foot out of my grasp and retreat. Everybody thought that was a funny scene. I mean Everybody! The whole bar. Of course I know just about everyone there, and they all know about my thing for tickling, having witnessed it on many occasions with different girls through the years.
Well she replaced her sock and boot and we all just talked and cracked jokes and had a wonderful time. Then Valerie started flexing for me. her arms, which were rock solid. Then she wanted me to feel them. I did. She flexed her left leg and hit her thigh and says,” feel that”. I did. Solid on both counts. Then I said,“ What about here?” and crab pinched her knee. Well, she didn’t even respond, so I knew she wasn’t boy crazy. So I reached over and poked her in the ribs, Nothing. All up and down her sides I tried to tickle. Nothing. She smiled at me, I guess amused at my antics of trying to tickle her again. Then my night took a terrible turn!
She leaned over a little reached down and before I knew what was happening asked,” Well, how about you?” and crab pinched my knee. I jumped squawked and nearly fell out of my chair! Then before I could even think, she grabs my sides under my ribs and digs in! Well, I DID fall out of my chair then! But as I started laughing, she climbs on top of me and digs in to both sides!
Now let me pause for a second to explain a couple things. First off, I’m not really very ticklish on my upper body. My feet are another story, but my sides and ribs are basically just mildly ticklish at best. And on top of that, I’m pretty stocky and have had several years of Martial arts training in Aikido,Kenpo, and Hapkido as well as S.C.A.R.S training in the military.
Ok, Now where was I? Oh yeah. I’m laying on the floor of this bar, (glad it was carpeted). And she is sitting on my hips just tickling the shit out of me. ME! THE TICKLER! Now I’m Laughing so hard, I can hardly move, and she is digging in deep, tickling viciously! I’ve NEVER been tickled that hard before in my life. Then before I could even blink in my weakened state, she rolls me over and does some kind of wrestling move and some how pins me down on my stomach. Now I don’t know how to describe what she did next, but I’ll try.
I’m on my stomach, she’s laying her upper body across the small of my back and some how she got her right leg wrapped around my left leg and bent it up at the knee. Her left leg is under and around my right leg. And believe it or not dear readers, I seriously couldn’t move! It didn’t hurt or anything, but I was just pinned, flat on my stomach, left leg half in the air, and I couldn’t twist or turn to even use my arms to push or pull her off.
Then all hell broke loose. She says, “ Now lets just see if YOUR feet are ticklish!” and proceeds to start wrestling with my left boot. I tried to scrunch my foot to keep it from being taken off, but she is a very strong girl! She wrenched my boot off my foot and tossed it aside. I KNEW If she tickled my foot I was a goner! Well, she tickled a little on my sole and I started laughing. She then said,” Oh now this just isn’t gonna work. This sock has got to go.” Then she proceeds to tug and pull and managed to yank my sock off.
Oh NO! I thought. Please don’t let her do this! Well, she did. She started scratching her nails all up and down my foot and I came unglued! I’m pounding my hands on the floor looking from one side to the other for anything to help me stop her. Nothing doing. Then she starts the damn baby talk.”Aww, is the big tough guy ticklish? Are his tootsies ticklish? Awww, Poor baby. Gitchy,gitchy,gitchy!” Now as she is doing this, a crowd started forming around us. Literally the whole bar is watching now. I know these people, they’ve seen me tickle the crap out of a lot of girls in that bar. And now here I am on the floor ,completely helpless and immobile with a girl just tickling the crap out of me! Talk about embarrassing. I knew my face was red as hell from laughing so hard and totally humiliated from the tickling in front of everyone.
Well, she has medium sized nails and she seemed to be an expert at using them. She explored every inch of my bare foot and found just about every possible most ticklish spot I have. Even places I didn’t know were ticklish, like the tops of my foot and along the outside edge. But she found that scratching relentlessly under my toes made me squeal like a little schoolgirl! Oh The embarrassment! I couldn’t stand it> I was squealing, and laughing and saying ,”NOOO DON’T NOT THERE! PLEASE! OMG!! STOP!!! I’m serious, I was downright begging this woman to relent. ME, BEGGING! Oh the utter humiliation! In front of my friends, associates, peers, and strangers. I like a little tickle now and then, but this was INSANITY! I was starting to get worried about when she would really stop. I didn’t know if she even WOULD! I started to panic it tickled so bad and I couldn’t stop it. I’m sure my eyes were bugging out pretty good as I clawed at the floor in absolute desperation as she just tickled away at my poor helpless foot. I tried scrunching my toes, but that didn’t work, she just grabbed my big toe and wrenched it back pulling my sole tighter. Then she would dig in and just tickle away again under the toes. I was freaking out by this time.
I’m sure it was a very funny scene for everyone to watch because I’m 6’tall and stocky and this girl was completely humiliating and embarrassing me with a simple little thing like tickling my foot.
Now after a few more minutes of this torture, she decides to up the ante a notch. she leans up a little and pulls my foot down closer and starts nibbling on the tips of my toes!
OMG! I went berserk! I screamed and squealed and wriggled best as I could and just went completely nuts. I was shaking by now because it was way to much for me to handle. I simply couldn’t stand it. Not one more second!
She had worked her way down to gnaw on the ball of my foot and that was even WORSE!! I pounded the floor with both hands trying to tell her I conceded! I was in silent laughter mode now! I couldn’t get air, and I was flailing badly!
People, never in my life have I got into silent laughter mode. Never. Tonight I was reduced to a whimpering little schoolboy crying real tears. Seriously, I had tears running down my face! And by a GIRL of all things. Not from pain, but just from being tickled fiercely!
Well, finally I was able to suck in enough air to shout” OK! YOU WIN! YOU WIN! PLEEEEEEASE STOP! YOU’VE BEATEN ME!” That’s all it took. As soon as I said that, she stopped tickling, and let me go and stood up. Then she put her boot on my back and I assume was raising her hands in the air in victory because everyone started applauding. She stepped off and I just lay there for a couple minutes trying to get enough strength to get up.
I finally sat up and looked around and the crowd was slowly dispersing back to their seats but everyone was looking at me and laughing. I’m so glad they found it all SOOO AMUSING! I grabbed my sock and put it on and then my boot and got up and walked into the bathroom. I washed my face and hands and wiped them off with paper towels and then I heard the door open. I turned around and saw Valerie walks I and walked right up to me and planted the juiciest sensual kiss on my lips. I Kissed back and we did just that for probably a solid 5 minutes. Then she pulled back, looked me in the eyes and said,” Sorry, Hon, I just couldn’t resist. Chris and Crystal told me about you. Your thing for feet and tickling, so I thought if You tried to tickle me tonight I was going to get you back. Oh, and by the way, I studied Judo and Jui jitsu for a while. That’s how I got you in that hold.” Then she turned and walked back out the door. I followed her out and saw Chris standing there guarding the door to the men’s room. He looked at me and asked If I was ok.
I told him yeah, I was fine. Then I looked him square in the face and said,” I’m so turned on right now, and If I don’t hook up with that girl I’m going to explode.” He busted up laughing and told me she already liked me since before she met me.
Evidently he had shown her pics of him and I previously and told her all about me before she even came up to the bar, so basically I was set up from the very beginning. But its all ok. I’m supposed to go out with her again to a Japanese restaurant Friday night. So, I’ll keep you posted.
By
Sadistickler
Well, last night my friend Chris called and told me to meet him and his wife Crystal at the bar to meet a friend of theirs from High school. So, I showered and went up there. I walked in and found them at a back table of the bar. As it turns out their friend was a female. And OMG what a looker! They introduced me, and her name was Valerie.
Now let me describe this luscious beauty for you. First of all, she is 1 inch shorter than me at 5’ 11” tall. WOW!!! Long light brown hair, brown eyes that just pierce your heart. Lips to die for and perfect straight “Should have been a toothpaste model” teeth. She had the most perfect smile I think I have ever seen. Now as for her body, well she didn’t have more than half an ounce of fat anywhere. lean, toned and muscular but still very much feminine. I found out later that she does a little bodybuilding. She’s a team leader for Weight Watchers.
She was wearing a pair of tight faded blue jeans, and a sleeveless t shirt type top with a shininess to it, and brown cowboy boots.
I couldn’t keep my eyes off of this gorgeous creature. We got along well and seemed to have a lot of fun together. We talked, flirted and as the night progressed and the beers went down smoother, things started getting silly.
My friend Chris was smiling at me every time I looked at him. He KNEW what was going through my mind. I leaned over and whispered,” Now if only I could see if she paints her toes and if her feet are ticklish, I’d peg her as perfect.
Well, Chris, being as bold as he is says,” Hey Val, Let me see your boot” and she, sitting on my right put her left boot up into my lap and Chris ,sitting on my left, tugged off her cowboy boot. Well, she was wearing socks, and Chris pretended to admire the craftsmanship of her boot and handed it back to her. Then as she put it back on we talked about boots for a couple minutes.
A minute or so later, Valerie and Crystal were deep in conversation and Chris tells me,” Hey, man I tried. I got her boot off for ya, but you dropped the ball.” I conceded my failure and took another sip of my beer.
As the night progressed Out of the blue Crystal says, “You know, Vince here has a thing for feet and toes. He loves pretty toes.” Valerie replies,” Well you know what they say about girls that take good care of their feet. They take care of other places as well.” We all laughed and I told her I wanted to see her toes. Well, She spun around in her chair, hikes her right foot up, yanks off her boot and peels off her sock and plops it into my lap. Oh boy was I in heaven!!! She had cute toes, painted a maroon color and long narrow feet. probably a size 10.
Well, I couldn’t resist. I grabbed her ankle with my right hand and asked,” But the big question of the night is... Are they TICKLISH?” And scrabbled my fingers all over her sole. She squealed loud and broke up into a laughing fit and flailed backwards in her chair. I pulled her foot up under my arm and went to town tickling under her toes, her arches, the ball of her foot and she was tossing herself side to side squealing and laughing like a nut! I loved every second. Then after maybe a solid 2 minutes, she was able to yank her foot out of my grasp and retreat. Everybody thought that was a funny scene. I mean Everybody! The whole bar. Of course I know just about everyone there, and they all know about my thing for tickling, having witnessed it on many occasions with different girls through the years.
Well she replaced her sock and boot and we all just talked and cracked jokes and had a wonderful time. Then Valerie started flexing for me. her arms, which were rock solid. Then she wanted me to feel them. I did. She flexed her left leg and hit her thigh and says,” feel that”. I did. Solid on both counts. Then I said,“ What about here?” and crab pinched her knee. Well, she didn’t even respond, so I knew she wasn’t boy crazy. So I reached over and poked her in the ribs, Nothing. All up and down her sides I tried to tickle. Nothing. She smiled at me, I guess amused at my antics of trying to tickle her again. Then my night took a terrible turn!
She leaned over a little reached down and before I knew what was happening asked,” Well, how about you?” and crab pinched my knee. I jumped squawked and nearly fell out of my chair! Then before I could even think, she grabs my sides under my ribs and digs in! Well, I DID fall out of my chair then! But as I started laughing, she climbs on top of me and digs in to both sides!
Now let me pause for a second to explain a couple things. First off, I’m not really very ticklish on my upper body. My feet are another story, but my sides and ribs are basically just mildly ticklish at best. And on top of that, I’m pretty stocky and have had several years of Martial arts training in Aikido,Kenpo, and Hapkido as well as S.C.A.R.S training in the military.
Ok, Now where was I? Oh yeah. I’m laying on the floor of this bar, (glad it was carpeted). And she is sitting on my hips just tickling the shit out of me. ME! THE TICKLER! Now I’m Laughing so hard, I can hardly move, and she is digging in deep, tickling viciously! I’ve NEVER been tickled that hard before in my life. Then before I could even blink in my weakened state, she rolls me over and does some kind of wrestling move and some how pins me down on my stomach. Now I don’t know how to describe what she did next, but I’ll try.
I’m on my stomach, she’s laying her upper body across the small of my back and some how she got her right leg wrapped around my left leg and bent it up at the knee. Her left leg is under and around my right leg. And believe it or not dear readers, I seriously couldn’t move! It didn’t hurt or anything, but I was just pinned, flat on my stomach, left leg half in the air, and I couldn’t twist or turn to even use my arms to push or pull her off.
Then all hell broke loose. She says, “ Now lets just see if YOUR feet are ticklish!” and proceeds to start wrestling with my left boot. I tried to scrunch my foot to keep it from being taken off, but she is a very strong girl! She wrenched my boot off my foot and tossed it aside. I KNEW If she tickled my foot I was a goner! Well, she tickled a little on my sole and I started laughing. She then said,” Oh now this just isn’t gonna work. This sock has got to go.” Then she proceeds to tug and pull and managed to yank my sock off.
Oh NO! I thought. Please don’t let her do this! Well, she did. She started scratching her nails all up and down my foot and I came unglued! I’m pounding my hands on the floor looking from one side to the other for anything to help me stop her. Nothing doing. Then she starts the damn baby talk.”Aww, is the big tough guy ticklish? Are his tootsies ticklish? Awww, Poor baby. Gitchy,gitchy,gitchy!” Now as she is doing this, a crowd started forming around us. Literally the whole bar is watching now. I know these people, they’ve seen me tickle the crap out of a lot of girls in that bar. And now here I am on the floor ,completely helpless and immobile with a girl just tickling the crap out of me! Talk about embarrassing. I knew my face was red as hell from laughing so hard and totally humiliated from the tickling in front of everyone.
Well, she has medium sized nails and she seemed to be an expert at using them. She explored every inch of my bare foot and found just about every possible most ticklish spot I have. Even places I didn’t know were ticklish, like the tops of my foot and along the outside edge. But she found that scratching relentlessly under my toes made me squeal like a little schoolgirl! Oh The embarrassment! I couldn’t stand it> I was squealing, and laughing and saying ,”NOOO DON’T NOT THERE! PLEASE! OMG!! STOP!!! I’m serious, I was downright begging this woman to relent. ME, BEGGING! Oh the utter humiliation! In front of my friends, associates, peers, and strangers. I like a little tickle now and then, but this was INSANITY! I was starting to get worried about when she would really stop. I didn’t know if she even WOULD! I started to panic it tickled so bad and I couldn’t stop it. I’m sure my eyes were bugging out pretty good as I clawed at the floor in absolute desperation as she just tickled away at my poor helpless foot. I tried scrunching my toes, but that didn’t work, she just grabbed my big toe and wrenched it back pulling my sole tighter. Then she would dig in and just tickle away again under the toes. I was freaking out by this time.
I’m sure it was a very funny scene for everyone to watch because I’m 6’tall and stocky and this girl was completely humiliating and embarrassing me with a simple little thing like tickling my foot.
Now after a few more minutes of this torture, she decides to up the ante a notch. she leans up a little and pulls my foot down closer and starts nibbling on the tips of my toes!
OMG! I went berserk! I screamed and squealed and wriggled best as I could and just went completely nuts. I was shaking by now because it was way to much for me to handle. I simply couldn’t stand it. Not one more second!
She had worked her way down to gnaw on the ball of my foot and that was even WORSE!! I pounded the floor with both hands trying to tell her I conceded! I was in silent laughter mode now! I couldn’t get air, and I was flailing badly!
People, never in my life have I got into silent laughter mode. Never. Tonight I was reduced to a whimpering little schoolboy crying real tears. Seriously, I had tears running down my face! And by a GIRL of all things. Not from pain, but just from being tickled fiercely!
Well, finally I was able to suck in enough air to shout” OK! YOU WIN! YOU WIN! PLEEEEEEASE STOP! YOU’VE BEATEN ME!” That’s all it took. As soon as I said that, she stopped tickling, and let me go and stood up. Then she put her boot on my back and I assume was raising her hands in the air in victory because everyone started applauding. She stepped off and I just lay there for a couple minutes trying to get enough strength to get up.
I finally sat up and looked around and the crowd was slowly dispersing back to their seats but everyone was looking at me and laughing. I’m so glad they found it all SOOO AMUSING! I grabbed my sock and put it on and then my boot and got up and walked into the bathroom. I washed my face and hands and wiped them off with paper towels and then I heard the door open. I turned around and saw Valerie walks I and walked right up to me and planted the juiciest sensual kiss on my lips. I Kissed back and we did just that for probably a solid 5 minutes. Then she pulled back, looked me in the eyes and said,” Sorry, Hon, I just couldn’t resist. Chris and Crystal told me about you. Your thing for feet and tickling, so I thought if You tried to tickle me tonight I was going to get you back. Oh, and by the way, I studied Judo and Jui jitsu for a while. That’s how I got you in that hold.” Then she turned and walked back out the door. I followed her out and saw Chris standing there guarding the door to the men’s room. He looked at me and asked If I was ok.
I told him yeah, I was fine. Then I looked him square in the face and said,” I’m so turned on right now, and If I don’t hook up with that girl I’m going to explode.” He busted up laughing and told me she already liked me since before she met me.
Evidently he had shown her pics of him and I previously and told her all about me before she even came up to the bar, so basically I was set up from the very beginning. But its all ok. I’m supposed to go out with her again to a Japanese restaurant Friday night. So, I’ll keep you posted.
Actually, that WAS really good.......It's great when Ler's get what they deserve sometimes! 
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