Dialon
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Ugh, does every game have to have a sewer level. You'd think all these video game heroes would be tired of tromping around in shit water. I bet all those characters die shortly after you win the game due to the horrid diseases they contract. If I ever play an RPG game and some random dude in town is like "hey, you should go down into the sewers and clear out ____ and find my _____ and save the mayor's _____." I am going to tell him to go fuck himself and go into the sewers himself!
Especially since right after you exit the sewers you are going to smell like a corpse, and I know characters in video games never shower or bathe. So my character is going to be a hero with a terrible funk that follows him/her around everywhere s/he goes!
Especially since right after you exit the sewers you are going to smell like a corpse, and I know characters in video games never shower or bathe. So my character is going to be a hero with a terrible funk that follows him/her around everywhere s/he goes!