I guess if the girl was unconscious or sedated I would prefer a video, or if she had mushrooms growing out of her armpits, or If the girl wasn't at all into tickling but knew that I got turned on while watching the video and so watched it with me then allowed me to do certain *ahem* deeds during said video... also, I would prefer the video if:
The girl had a number of third degree burns in would-be ticklish areas; was grossly under age; was born a man; was Condoleeza Rice; was the chairwoman of a an ultra-orthodox religious cult; was a radical, man killing feminist; was affiliated in any way with the British National Party; kept trying to play World of Warcraft while I was tickling her; was catatonic; had a keen interest in 'Cosmopolitan' magazine.
Phew... and there's so many more too!
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...had poor control over her bladder; worked for Nestle; was an active member of the NRA; had attended every Star Trek Con for the past 40 years; had empty, bloody eye sockets; was chronically and consistently flatulent; screamed like a monkey; was undergoing surgery; owned a Take That record; had a beard; was born with no skin.
...lol 😛
