you are one sick Mutha-F, and I think I love you.
Your place or mine ?? Is 8 PM ok ??
no no just kidding.
What you're asking for is a small Java applet that would run on your machine and make a small feather run up and down per your specs.
Beyond my capabilities but maybe someone here could help.
whatever, have a prosperous and hoppy ticklish new year.
One thing I did understood from all this, that you can't do this, and that you love me....
You're nice....but it wont work out =)
Kidding kidding
Have a good year full of tickling!