I need help: having a problem urinating

[ViperGTS]

So, I have recently been having a bit of a personal problem, and some of the people who have discussed this with me have expressed their concern about how it may cause adverse effects on my health as well as the health of others.

This is kind of embarassing, and I haven't brought it up even though I've had this problem for some time now, and I haven't been to a doctor yet since I am afraid to know what might really be wrong.

I even thought about making a new profile here on the TMF so as to remain somewhat anonymous (aside from the mods of course).

Basically if there's anyone here who has had any experience with this issue before, I'd appreciate a little insight into how serious it might be and if I should see a doctor right away, and kind of suck up my pride to do so.

I really hope it's not that serious...

Anyway, my problem is this.




Sometimes, when I pee, when I go to shake it off, a little extra spurt comes out and gets all over the toilet seat. Then I have to clean it up.

It's so annoying.

I was going to put this thread in silly stuff but I wanted it to get more views - if it gets moved, it gets moved, and I apologize to the mods for the inconvenience. 😀

 

[Artoo]

Practice makes perfect, fella. 😎

*grinz*

 

[CrystalLight]

Try detoxing a bit with water. If you drink a lot too, you might want to cut back. Might be getting a stone.

 

[slacker2114]

Your problem stems from poor eyesight. I recommend a full sex change so you're not embarrassed to sit down to pee.

 

[CrystalLight]

Your problem stems from poor eyesight. I recommend a full sex change so you're not embarrassed to sit down to pee.

You big bully. 😛

 

[Flatfoot]

Shoot, man! I thought you were gonna say you had stones, or something! I don't think anything feels as bad as pissing razor blades!

Seriously--or, jokingly, er... whatever. Anyway, there's always these:

http://www.pottytrainingconcepts.com/potty-training-targets.html

😉

 

[ViperGTS]

BTW: this is a joke thread. Not to be taken srsly. Sry for any confsion.

 

[Artoo]

Your problem stems from poor eyesight. I recommend a full sex change so you're not embarrassed to sit down to pee.

Bahahaha!

 

[taptoematt]

BTW: this is a joke thread. Not to be taken srsly. Sry for any confsion.

This is a joke thread ? I had that problem and it was no joke.
You have to see a uroligist, but it could be a number of things from an enlarged prostate to, in my case a urethal strickture.
I had to under go an operation and frequent dialations. Not alot of fun.

 

[Ghris]

Don't shake it - use a bit of loo roll instead.

 

[Goodieluver]

That massive curve may be to do with it

Maybe stand at a 30 degree angle to the toilet

 

[CrystalLight]

This is a joke thread ? I had that problem and it was no joke.
You have to see a uroligist, but it could be a number of things from an enlarged prostate to, in my case a urethal strickture.
I had to under go an operation and frequent dialations. Not alot of fun.

Good goin', Viper. Now we have people worried about your penis. 😛

 

[c7_assassin]

That penis looks like it has a mind of its own...

Give it a good choke and let it know who's boss! 😛

 

[Gothika]

u r to sexuly exited and need to stay away from any type of tickling

 

[General Zod]

Urinate sitting down 😀

 

[SapphireRose]

Ugh, someone please tell me. What is WITH guys and their PENIS'S!!!??? You either show it off or whine about it all the time. ARGH!

 

[milagros317]

BTW: this is a joke thread. Not to be taken srsly. Sry for any confsion.

Ah, thanks for the clarification. I was going to suggest drinking 8 glasses of water a day.