njjen3953
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A man comes home early from work and hears strange noises coming from
the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and
panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his
4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Mick's hiding
in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the
wardrobe floor.
"You bonehead!," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack
and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"
the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and
panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his
4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Mick's hiding
in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the
wardrobe floor.
"You bonehead!," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack
and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"
