Aliens ate my cereal, the bastards! Now I must shop for more.
Alien masters instructing me, via transdermal probe remote, to find the one known as Moses25 and bring him before them for assimilation.
And to stop and get Mountain Dew along with way.
Not all of us do that Just those dweebs from Uranuscause aliens seem to find it funny to kidnap people with no teeth and shove metal objects up there rectum lol
This forum is no more than 50% evil. TOPS.
Teabagging an alien...
Aren't their eyes too big and widely spaced to achieve an accurate 'bagging'?
You'd need some Gigundo Nuts !
Oh, and as for the aliens. I'm not talking to them until they apologize. Oh, believe me they know why.
Oh, and not Zod or the Time Lord they're cool.
Aliens bought me milk and cereal 🙂 all is forgiven!