I took a serious ass wupping tonight

[Currahee1974]

Hey peeps...

Just a line to say Hi...and say that I took one of the worst ass wuppings of my life tonight.

First off, to say a fight? I mean, the last time I fought I was like 15 and in the ninth grade. That shows the maturity of it all.

Secondly, it was my friends fight, but this gorrilla put his fingers in my face, my last words were take your hand out of my face....then I was done. Worst of it, my "boy" supposed to be my best friend stepped back while it happened...well, my momma raised a passive, caring persone, maybe a fool..but, I never swung back. I am no punk by that, just it is ridiculous...and, well..even if I did it would not do much, I am only 5'5" and 130 lbs. This dude was like a silver back gorilla, this bucket head..I think fis fingers were like cucumbers.

But, I took a beating...and I sure show it...well, just to let you know..though that happened...Currahee still lives.
Currahee

 

[MayDay1]

Sorry, man. At least you took the high road. I know that's little consolation for you but I feel for you.

But there's still the issue of "your boy" you got to deal with. I'm not saying you should go to his house and mess him up, but he needs some sort of eye opener. Exlax in the coffee isn't gonna do it this time.

 

[Currahee1974]

MayDay....

You really made me laugh at the Exlax part...thanks brother...

But, the best I can do is turn my back on this guy..he did it to me, so my turn...
Thanks again bro.

Currahee

 

[MistressValerie1]

Non-lethal weapon

I'm sorry to hear that you got messed up 🙁

I don't know what the laws are in PA, but if it's allowed, you should consider buying a canister of Oleoresin Capsicum (pepper spray), in the highest percentage you can get (usually 10%). It may be packaged as a dog repellant or "defensive spray." Although nothing is 100% guaranteed, a good squirt in someone's face can buy you enough time to make a quick exit. Most states don't require a permit to carry it, but check with the local authorities to make sure it's legal there.

Best of luck,

 

[BigNorm]

I don't know what the laws are in PA, but if it's allowed, you should consider buying a canister of Oleoresin Capsicum (pepper spray), in the highest percentage you can get (usually 10%).

my parents had that stuff when i was a kid in everyroom in case of intruders, until i discovered it would make a fun toy since i found it it dissovles styrofoam like acid, noting was more fun than flying those 99 cent styrofoam airplanes and squirt it in mid-air and watch it fall like a rock as it melted, hehe.

Currahee: don't worry, i was just like you. but with me, i wasn't brought up passive. i'm sorta like the gorrila type mentioned, probably make others think twice before fighting me, and i can probably win most fights. but the 2 factors that made it where i only fought like 5 times in my life was this:

1. i have an unbelievable amount of patience, it would take loads of determination to get me angry enough to fight.

2. well, since this is a forum, and no one knows me, i geuss i can say this. the other reason is that immediatly after any fight, whether i lose, or beat the crap outta the opponent, for some unknown reason, i cry like a baby. i have no clue why, it might be a big build up of stress, or the loads of adrenaline in my veins, but let me tell ya, nothing worse than getting in a fight in high school then crying like a baby in front of friends and teachers.

in 3rd grade i had the same experience as you. i got offf the bus a block from my house, when i saw 2 5th grade black girls messing with a kid my age, and they were about to beat him up. and i took a stand to help him against these bullies. well, push came to shove, and these girls sstart fighting me. and i used to watch alotta movies, and i was young and ignorant of the fact. but i tried to knee one of them in the crotch since it worked so well on tv, which just made her laugh. so she starts kicking my ass, and her friend pulls out her patrol belt (a bright orange belt with a metal badge on it) and whipped me on the back with it, the badge hitting me hard, and on the last swing, the metal spike which attached it to the belt came loose, and literally stabbed me between my shoulder blades about an inch or so, then they walked off laughing. all while the kid i helped long since ran off.
come to find out, he was being an ass, and deserved what was coming to him. but to make a long story short, me and that kid are best of friends even to this day.

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

sometimes we get our ases handed to us, it life. the hollywood brother thinks you need to remember the car jack in your trunk next time. also the hollywood brother think you need to drop your relationship with boy quickly. The hollywood brother had a boy once who supposedly had his back. the hollywood brother look behind him and the bugger ran off like a crying sissy. Anyway the hollywood brother used words and cunning to get out of getting his ass handed to him by a group of drunk thugs. The point is he is no by or friend if he don't stand up for you.

now as far as the ass whooping goes, you can go to the cops or hire local muscle to deal with it

 

[Ghost_Host_9991]

The first rule of Fight Club is...you do NOT talk about Fight Club.

Sorry you came out on the bad end of your pugilistic encounter, but if its any consolation you could have gotten arrested if you followed the GH999 school of fighting, which is: never start it but once it does start, there's no such thing as dirty fighting...use whatever's at hand and put the guy in the hospital for an extended visit.

 

[masterandticklee]

I feel your pain bro..I was jumped 2months ago. It was my last night at home before I went back to school..& i had just been admitted into the airforce that morning so I was celebrating. As I leave the club I am wrecked..pretty drunk but feeling good. As my friend and I walk to his car 2 guys give me this weird look..next thing I know i'm surrounded by 4-5 dudes all about average height(i'm pretty big 6'4"). This rest of the events are pretty funny actually. One guy throws a hotdog at my face while another guy pushes me. I'm think to my self....don't get arrested..cuz you're no longer a civilian. Then pop pop i'm punched in the face twice...Now it's on! I start swinging at guys like batman fighting the joker's lackees..Only prob is that i'm WASTED so i fall down a few times throughout the fight..but always got back up and threw more punches. My boy watched this whole drama ensue. In the end they ran away..and I was not arrested 😉. Only damage done was getting mustard on my new D&G jeans. Now it's just a story to tell
GQ "rocky" guy

 

[MayDay1]

So let me get this straight.

As a member of the military, you could get sent to the brig for jacking up some schmoe who's giving you static and basically asking for a beating, but waltzing around in public full on stinking is just fine as far as Uncle Sam is concerned.