I Wish I Could Take Credit For This

[sarlox]

To the tune of “If Your Happy And You Know It”

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Lets look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It’s “pre-emptive, non-aggression”, bomb Iraq.
Lets prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They’ve got weapons we can’t see,
And that’s good enough for me
‘Cos it’all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

If you were never elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam’s gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If your cooperate fraud is growin’, bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin’, bomb Iraq.
If your policies are sleazy,
And hiding it ain’t easy,
And your manhood is getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We’ll call it treason,
Lets make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

 

[TicklingDuo]

Good find, Sarlox. I do think that we need to get Sadam under control (if not under 6' of dirt). But, I don't think we're making the right move this time. Frankly, I don't think we'd have gone in the first time if they had no oil.

I HATE politics!

Ann

 

[ShiningIce]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was great! 🙂 😀 😎 😛

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

LOL😀 that was great Jeffy! Thats for posting it!
BTW, Katherine rested well last night, and they expect to get her up to go to the whirlpool late this afternoon. Kandy says hi and hugs and kisses too!🙂
Have a great day Jeffy!

 

[sarlox]

Thank you for the update Tracy 🙂 Tell Kandy to clear out her Yahoo account LOL 🙂 I tried to send her a new recording..bounced back to me 🙂

Hugs,

Jeff

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Thank you for the update Tracy 🙂 Tell Kandy to clear out her Yahoo account LOL 🙂 I tried to send her a new recording..bounced back to me 🙂

Hugs,

Jeff

*hugs* You are very welcome🙂
I will pass this along to Kandy. I talked to her this morning she said that they were having Internet problems there, so that is why you haven't heard from her. Hopefully by this afternoon that will be fixed.🙂

 

[Texas_Tickle]

This is hilarious and too true. It reminds me of when Clinton launched an attack in Afganistein in order to divert the media's attention from the Lewinski fiasco.

 

[Texas_Tickle]

Good find, Sarlox. I do think that we need to get Sadam under control (if not under 6' of dirt). But, I don't think we're making the right move this time. Frankly, I don't think we'd have gone in the first time if they had no oil.

I HATE politics!

Ann

Amen, Ann. That's what I have been saying for the past 12 years. Do you honestly think we would have given a rat's ass about Kuwait if billions of barrels of oil was not on the line?

Of course not.

Why do we shake our fingers at Saddam, but at the same time, pat China on the back for doing basically the same thing?

When China ran over peaceful demonstraters with tanks, we look the other way.

Also 19 of the 20 hi-jackers came from Saudi Arabia, so why are they not on the "Axis of Evil"?

Simple. They are supplying 40% of our crude oil imports. So naturally, they will look the other way.

"Ask not how you can serve America. Ask how you can serve your rich oil-tycoon buddies.

That should be Bush's motto

Bush is willing to send thousands of young men and women to their death so his big-dollar campaign contributors (the oil companies) can make an extra billion a year.

 

[Texas_Tickle]

To the tune of “If Your Happy And You Know It”

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Lets look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It’s “pre-emptive, non-aggression”, bomb Iraq.
Lets prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They’ve got weapons we can’t see,
And that’s good enough for me
‘Cos it’all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

If you were never elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam’s gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If your cooperate fraud is growin’, bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin’, bomb Iraq.
If your policies are sleazy,
And hiding it ain’t easy,
And your manhood is getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We’ll call it treason,
Lets make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

Hope you don't mind, but last night while I was in bed, I thought of a new verse for this great little ditty.....

If you need more oil, bomb Iraq,
If you're running out of oil, bomb Iraq
If your reserves are running low,
and you need some more "black gold"
Then let's all get together and bomb Iraq

 

[giggleygirl25]

this is familiar...i think the satirist mark russell wrote it...but i'm not positive

 

[amk714]

Thanks for posting this, Jeff! I wish I knew who made this up, because I think it's right on the money. 🙂