If I get appointed as GOD for one month....

[Bohemianne]

...I will plug internet connection chips directly in the human brain 😱

 

[ChosenofMystra]

If I get appointed as God for one month, I will evolve humanity to the point where telekinesis is possible.

 

[Bohemianne]

...I will install brains in the TOES as well...You, know sometimes humans cling to the notion that "two heads are better than one."

 

[cloudgazer2k]

if i were god for a month, i'd scrap it all and start over fresh.

 

[milagros317]

You seriously don't want to know what I would do under those circumstances.

 

[Bohemianne]

You seriously don't want to know what I would do under those circumstances.

^ Unless you won't make 99 naked grannies do belly dancing, I will surely be curious... 😀

 

[milagros317]

Suffice it to say that certain people would be struck by a bolt of lightening and go to Hell now rather than later. One example: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

 

[Bohemianne]

he's ranting without sound. 😱

 

[chrisheaven]

If i appoint you as God--- does that make me God??

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Bring my mother back to life

STOP bad things happening to good people

increase every womans touch scenses to make them "EXTREMELY" ticklish and admit they love it

 

[tickleshotel]

1. Answer all the prayers I had the powers and ability to fulfill, make the sunshine glow to every person to give them warmth outside as well as inside,and Make sure everyone no matter who they are,their background to have shelter,have their basic needs met.

 

[cettorpes]

You seriously don't want to know what I would do under those circumstances.

You are wrong. I DO want to....

....I would:
heal all the ill ones
make peace instead of wars
give food all the hungry ones for a lifetime
give homes for homeless ones,
stop all the sufferings on Earth and anywhere it is
change the hearts of human beings from selfishness to kind giving and loving
give open opportunities and possibilities to do what you would like to do especially in building, art, music, poetry, helping, and making good things
erase money
stop pollution
plant trees back in the rain forests, and all over the Earth
give mates for lonely ones
and teach mankind how to love, give, and do good, getting joy and peace
preserve that for ever...

 

[Bohemianne]

Shhhh.....Keep it between us.

If i appoint you as God--- does that make me God??

^
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[kurchatovium]

Eliminate all extended service warranty salespeople. 😀 😀 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

If I was GOD for a month, I'd heal the sick, feed the hungry, and have a giant tickle-party!

 

[Artoo]

If I became God, I would fuck with causality in ways that I cannot fathom at present (being a mere mortal).

Oh, and I'd have an unlimited supply of hats 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

...I'd explain my presence to most world leaders

 

[LBFT]

if i were god for a month, i'd scrap it all and start over fresh.

Hard to top this answer.

LBFT

 

[simon420]

I'd eviscerate all the papparazzi! Those people are scum and have no consideration for the people they stalk.

 

[Catwoman]

I would make it so that bugs would never attack my garden or anyone else's garden ever again!!!

 

[milagros317]

You seriously don't want to know what I would do under those circumstances.

^ Unless you won't make 99 naked grannies do belly dancing, I will surely be curious... 😀

Don't say I didn't warn you. The population of the earth would decline by about 50% as I send over 3 billion people to burn in hell forever.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

there wouldn't be any suffering or hunger anywhere

 

[Bohemianne]

Don't say I didn't warn you. The population of the earth would decline by about 50% as I send over 3 billion people to burn in hell forever.

Bwahahaha! I shall start to pray for the souls of the persons in your ignore list. 😱

 

[milagros317]

Bwahahaha! I shall start to pray for the souls of the persons in your ignore list. 😱

They would certainly be included.