If She Married Him...

[Xodlirv]

This is a really stupid game, trying to come up with celebrity pairings that would result in amusing new surnames.

For example:

If Rose McGowan married Billy Bush, she'd be Rose Bush
If Kelly Ripa married Seth Green, she'd be Kelly Green
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader

You get the idea.

 

[RobAce]

Come on all, Xod did a good one here and no one has responded?
Geesh.
Im not a frequent here, but Ill do at least one for ya....one I heard on TV a long time ago....and I still think is funny.

If Ivana Trump married Neil Diamond, divorced him then married former golfer Jack Nicholas, then divorced him and married former NY Mets pitcher Ron Darling, she would be..........
Ivana Diamond Nicholas Darling.

It still cracks me up.

A few more....
If Bo Derek married Don Ho..........Bo Ho
If Bea Arthur married Sting.......Bea Sting

Ill think of more later...

Rob

 

[isabeau]

ok give me a break on this...i'm making it up as i go along...

if Bette David married Glenn Ford, she would be Bette Ford...ok don't groan lol...

if Miss Piggy married Sean Penn, she would be Miss Piggy Penn...hehe..i had to think hard for that one..

ok i'll think up some better ones in the future..

 

[milagros317]

If Candice Bergen married Michael Caine, she would be Candy Caine. 😀

 

[isabeau]

If Patti Page married Josh Turner and used her middle name in her new name she would be Patti Page Turner...

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If Olivia Newton-John married Isaac Newton,
then divorced him and married Elton John (ignoring the fact he's gay),
then she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

 

[isabeau]

If Dusty Springfield married Rick Springfield..would her name still be Springfield? 😀

 

[Xodlirv]

OK, here's a really silly one.

If Tara Reid married Pat Boone, and then became a District Attorney...she'd be...

...wait for it...

TARA BOONE, D.A.

 

[Xodlirv]

I don't get it.

The old song, Ta-Ra-BOOM-De-Ay?