If you think life is bad

[46and2]

Just needed to make somone laugh today.
I hope it works.

Enjoy



If you think life is bad.....




How would you like to be an egg?


You only get laid once.


You only get eaten once.


It takes four minutes to get hard.


Only two minutes to get soft.


You share your box with 11 other guys


But worst of all..


the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!


So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!

 

[TicklingDuo]

......and that's no yoke!

Sorry! Just had to do it.

Ann (a bit cracked today)

 

[amk714]

I will never look at eggs the same way...

unless I'm hungry 🙂

 

[BigJim]

Ewwwwwwwwwww...............And I thought I was disgusting!

 

[amk714]

Eggs are disgusting only if you're a vegan

 

[46and2]

"Ewwwwwwwwwww...............And I thought I was disgusting!"

You don't know the half of it. You should here me go when I get a few drinks in me.

 

[BigJim]

Re: "Ewwwwwwwwwww...............And I thought I was disgusting!"

You don't know the half of it. You should here me go when I get a few drinks in me.

Actually............no I should'nt. 😀