From the Humor Forum attic.
A blonde is driving her new car to work when she encounters a brief but fierce hail storm, leaving it covered with dents.
The next day she goes to a body shop for an estimate. The owner decides to have a little fun with her. He tells her "Just drive home, let the car cool off and then blow as hard as you can into the tail pipe. That will pop the dents right out."
Delighted that she can save some money, she heads for home and allows the car to cool down. As she is huffing and puffing and blowing as hard as she can her neighbor, also a blonde, walks over.
"What are you doing"? she askes. "Well, I got caught in the hail yesterday, and the guy at the body shop said if I blow real hard into this pipe thing, the dents will pop out."
Her friend stands there, shaking her head in disbelief. She says "You are not very smart are you? You need to roll the windows up first."
A blonde is driving her new car to work when she encounters a brief but fierce hail storm, leaving it covered with dents.
The next day she goes to a body shop for an estimate. The owner decides to have a little fun with her. He tells her "Just drive home, let the car cool off and then blow as hard as you can into the tail pipe. That will pop the dents right out."
Delighted that she can save some money, she heads for home and allows the car to cool down. As she is huffing and puffing and blowing as hard as she can her neighbor, also a blonde, walks over.
"What are you doing"? she askes. "Well, I got caught in the hail yesterday, and the guy at the body shop said if I blow real hard into this pipe thing, the dents will pop out."
Her friend stands there, shaking her head in disbelief. She says "You are not very smart are you? You need to roll the windows up first."
