I'm Bored!

[MayDay1]

Time for round two of "Ask me anything". In case you weren't around the first time, it goes like this. You ask me a question, I answer it. Pretty easy, eh? Got something that's been bugging you? Ask me! I know oodles of crap!

What do you want to know?

 

[Fiend1]

Where do babies come from?

(always a classic)

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Oh great and wise MayDay, I beseech thee, how will this world of ours come to an end? Will it be by man, beast, or force yet unknown?

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

the hollywood brother got a question. when will the wrold get sick and tired of crappy music and bring back the long haired eighties and seventies rock and roll?

 

[alchemy1]

How come hotdogs are sold in packages of 8 and hotdog buns are sold in packages of 10?

 

[alf1]

good idea 🙂

why is music so great ??? sometimes it's so great that i'm bored too 😀

 

[MayDay1]

Where do babies come from?

(always a classic)

Baby Depot, the number one baby retailer in the nation. They have the widest selection of babies and baby accesories for unbelievably low prices. For a free catolog send a SASE to:
Baby Depot
2574 Baptize Ln.
Pueblo, CO 71984

Edit: Turns out a joke website I thought I made up is really a website. So we'll just delete that line and pretend nothing happened, k?

 

[MayDay1]

Oh great and wise MayDay, I beseech thee, how will this world of ours come to an end? Will it be by man, beast, or force yet unknown?

Number one: Stop talking like that.

Number two: The continuing homogonization of the U.S. is only the start. Once this country has been turned into a bland, tasteless, red state utopia (like it's not allready), it's only a matter of time before other nations get sucked into the lifeless void. Once the entire world has completly wiped out of any character, individuality, or flavor there will be no reason to live. Down we go. But that's just the end of us. The end of the world.......that's not gonna happen for a long, long time.

 

[MayDay1]

the hollywood brother got a question. when will the wrold get sick and tired of crappy music and bring back the long haired eighties and seventies rock and roll?

What's the difference?

 

[MayDay1]

How come hotdogs are sold in packages of 8 and hotdog buns are sold in packages of 10?

Two out of every pack of hotdogs has been known to contain actual meat, therefore unsellable. The leftover hotdogs then go into pile to construct the mighty Meat Gollum who will wreck havoc on those smug bastards over at the organic food store.

 

[MayDay1]

good idea 🙂

why is music so great ??? sometimes it's so great that i'm bored too 😀

Of course it's a good idea!

Music is only as great as the musician making it. Keep that in mind next time there's an Ashlee Simpson appearance on TV.

Keep music evil!

 

[wraven]

Oh wise and powerful MayDay...
On Family Guy, Do Peter, Lois, Meg and Chris understand what Stewie says, or is it just Brian that does??? Also, when it rains, does that mean God is peeing???

"Let the darkness be your guide..."

 

[MayDay1]

Oh wise and powerful MayDay...
On Family Guy, Do Peter, Lois, Meg and Chris understand what Stewie says, or is it just Brian that does??? Also, when it rains, does that mean God is peeing???

"Let the darkness be your guide..."

1. I believe they do understand it but they simply dismiss it in that "kids say the darndest things" kind of way.

2. If that's the case then he must really have it in for my neck of the woods. We get rain nine months of the year.

 

[BigNorm]

how come i'm so damn sexy?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I suppose I might as well ask a recently introduced and overasked one: Where is Osama Bin Laden, and why can't we find him?

 

[AcornaMordor]

Oh Magic Eightball, -- er.. wrong one ^.^;

When will I find true love and will he be everything I want?

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

Oh sexily-wise Mayday, why do women pretend that they don't like porn and dirty things, when I've read women get twice as horny as guys?

 

[jj82277]

hey may day are you a ler, lee, or a switch? where r u ticklish if at all? where is your favorite place to tickle and or be tickled? what is your favorite fantasy? do you use bndage? and how did you come to learn that you were a member of our copllective?

 

[SheDevil1]

hey may day are you a ler, lee, or a switch? where r u ticklish if at all? where is your favorite place to tickle and or be tickled? what is your favorite fantasy? do you use bndage? and how did you come to learn that you were a member of our copllective?

I get the distinct feeling that Mayday doesn't like guys.

 

[nessonite1]

For the record...I dont like porn. Although I have never seen porn that wasnt made for men.

Mayday...you are the knower of all things yet the questions are piling up! Get crackin boy!

 

[MayDay1]

how come i'm so damn sexy?

Because I'm not around. 😀

 

[MayDay1]

I suppose I might as well ask a recently introduced and overasked one: Where is Osama Bin Laden, and why can't we find him?

Saudi Arabia of course, in one of those caves. The reason we can't find him is because we sent our troops to THE WRONG FRIGGIN' COUNTRY! I'd like to go on but..you know..Ashcroft's silly law.

 

[MayDay1]

Oh Magic Eightball, -- er.. wrong one ^.^;

When will I find true love and will he be everything I want?

You can find "True Love", starring Annabella Sciorra, Ron Eldard, and a bunch of other people you've never heard of, any time in the comedy section at your local Blockbuster. But I hear it's not all that great so I hope you're not expecting much.

 

[MayDay1]

Oh sexily-wise Mayday, why do women pretend that they don't like porn and dirty things, when I've read women get twice as horny as guys?

I like how this one is starting out. Va va va vooom!

Sing it with me now! One, two, three.....SUPPRESION! It's a game we all can play! SUPPRESION!

What I mean by that is this. For centuries now society has brow beaten the female part of our population into thinking that they have to be these dainty, perfect, well mannered creatures at all times, which is something that is grossly overrated in this sexily-wise mofo's opinion. So if the ladies have to act "appalled" at every money shot they see when in reality they think it's hot stuff, then all that lust and horniness and yummy is gonna just build up until eventually KAPOW! They let loose with some mattress style that would put Ron Jeremy to shame.

 

[MayDay1]

hey may day are you a ler, lee, or a switch? where r u ticklish if at all? where is your favorite place to tickle and or be tickled? what is your favorite fantasy? do you use bndage? and how did you come to learn that you were a member of our copllective?

1. Ler but I'll be a lee for a certain female if she ever happens to make my aquaintence.
2. Everywhere, but the pits are the worst so back off.
3. In the bedroom or living room couch.
4. I ain't tellin' and you don't wanna know anyway.
5. Does a bear crap in the woods?
6. I've always known. Even when I was kid.