I'm new here... i have arrived!

[Dave the Legend]

Move aside , lumbering Luncheon meat Salesman (spam to you lay persons) in the house with packing crates jammed to the seams, full of inconsequential wittering and pointless non sequiters.

Okay... first and formost, I'm disapointed... here I've been loathing around the net all this time searching the pornsites and never even knew there was such a forum in which to post images of naked women and talk trash with my fellow lovers of nudity and bukkake porn. So a certain amount of royalty are due to me for failing to send the appropriate memo's, this oversight will be rectified immediatly with approprtiate action.

Secondly, if I happen to dish out a lot of nonsence posts based on boring topics what some may consider spam... I ask in advance for forgiveness. I generally don't bother to read anything I write....this probably makes it not worth reading in the first place, as I'm mostly an inept writer and somewhat of a bore.



But aside from that, if someone would kindly point me to....

Bar?

Hot-tub?

Lavatory?


Oh... and I would love to chat with women who would like to engage in hardcore butt-sex. I know there's loads of you out there. I'm on MSN messenger. Find me by looking for [email protected], alternatively just im me as soon as possible.

 

[Myriads]

Welcome to the forum.

However, we ask that you keep on topic in any posts you make, and for the forums you post in.

Spamming the forums can get your account limited or removed.

Myriads

 

[Dussicar]

Hmmm. I'll be the second to welcome you.

HOWEVER:

You might not want to spend too much time spamming here.

We have just dealt with a hack. Not to mention that we have also dealt with a few shit disturbers a little while ago that pretty much made accounts and, right from the get-go, began to cause a bucket load of problems until they were chased off.

Under those circumstances, there will not be a warm welcome for you if the rest of your posts end up reading like this.

I'll go out on a limb and assume that the hard core butt sex remark was a joke. But there was anothe shit disturbing spammer in the non-TK section that did that on a regular basis. This is a tickling forum. That spammer continuously created new accounts. I am more than sure that it was an outsider looking to cause trouble...Hell. You may be that person, for all I know.

If you are serious about being here, then welcome aboard.

 

[ChosenofMystra]

.......charming introduction

Welcome.

 

[ovation]

Not sure if you're really serious about this forum dude? Requesting ladies into butt-sex here is not a good start . . .

However, if you are sincere, then welcome.

 

[Kalamos]

Requesting ladies into butt-sex here is not a good start . . .

Well, at least he's not mincing words.

...

😉

 

[red indian]

" Dave the legend"?......a legend in his own lunchtime most likely.

 

[drew70]

"here I've been loathing around the net all this time searching the pornsites and never even knew there was such a forum in which to post images of naked women and talk trash with my fellow lovers of nudity and bukkake porn."​

I dare say most of us are equally unaware of any such forum. Best of luck to you in your search.

 

[Bugman]

Methinks someone took a wrong turn somewhere.....

 

[unclebill]

hmmm....Obviously a Republican.

 

[Bugman]

hmmm....Obviously a Republican

Strange,i thought he sounded like a Democrat.