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masterandticklee

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I decided that much like the smoking lounges of all of these gross resturaunts in pittsburgh...there should be a thread for all of the enibriated amongst us. I'm wasted...and proud..and trying to keep my spelling in check....but damn i think that the most genius idea come from a state of..."otherness"( I just made that word up). i just bought a breathalyzer on e-bay. But anyway this was my idea...what else have you conjured up during your booze induced genius? Don't worry///'i'll proobly patent te idea.

yeah
 
LOL you're awesome!! Booze and the internet...awesome combo!

Cheers
Nick
 
I once developed a cardio-vascular routine at a pit party when I was drunk.

It's pretty simple: find the meanest, biggest, toughest, guy you can see attending...Then shove him into the bon-fire. I guarentee, you'll be running for at least five miles...Whether you want to or not!
 
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speaking of Booze i watched a Hollywood profile on Andre The Giant on A&E (the former wwf wrestler) and it talked about in there that he could drink down 100 bottles or more of beer or wine or voka (pretty much whatever type of booze he wanted to drink) and still not get drunk at all. He was perfectly fine. So most of the he was the front seat driver for most of he's friends that were wasted so he was the one that was always taken them Home insted of his friends taken Andre Home. Pretty amazing!!
 
I went through about a 6 month period when I was 18 where I made up for not being a teenager beforehand. ahhh alcohol...I'd be dangerously close to alcoholic if any was available to me. 😛
For all my drunken escepades though the craziest thng I did was one rather prolonged tonguey kiss. Um..yeah...with a girl. 😛
 
Kissing another girl while being drunk? thats not crazy in todays world! maybe it was back then ness. but now thats nothing thats not crazy at all its tame actually
 
LOL No I know it wasn't crazy but the question asked for the craziest thing you have done and for me that's it. 😛 And this wasn't "Back in the day" it was the end of 1998. 😛
 
Ness...you have just inspired some serious soul searching within myself. While I do have funny stories to tell...I don't have any really CRAZY stories to tell. I'm going to work on that.
GQguy
 
Ness...that's awesome! Way to explore...I know I've done it...😉

The craziest thing I've thought of was while tripping on some mushrooms I had an idea for a book about hippies...and now, anytime I've had a hallucinogen since, I think about/add more to the plot of the book...

Craziest thing I've done while drunk...oh what haven't I done while drunk!!!??? I guess it was having the bouncer down at Mario's on the south side of Pittsburgh give me a true "buttery-nipple" on my 21st birthday almost 2 years ago...no beverage involved...I was so gone, and have little shame when sober...and he wasn't happy that I'd only had 1 shot in the half hour I'd been at the bar...so I asked him if he'd buy drink #2...he said sure, what did I want?..and my friend scott told him I wanted a buttery nipple...and I missed seeing them wink at one another...I was led back to the kitchen where the bouncer busted out a pat of butter...and buttered then orally cleansed my nipple...no shame folks, no shame...we got a bunch of free drinks the rest of the night...and it's definitely a story for the grandkids...😛
 
Camel, you should be proud of yourself. That is something that is awesome and a lot of people wouldn't even be brave enough to cop to it. Right on.
 
Alright, I got about 300 billion intoxication stories so here's one. It's a horror story - I know, I'm sorry, but, I gotta warn you all about some of this shit. I'm not really proud of the fact that I've done lots of different substances, but I'm not one of those people who brags about it. That ain't me, I've tried everything, and most of it didn't catch me. One substance in particular though....PCP. You all need to watch out for that stuff, CUZ IT'S COMIN' TO GET YOU!! Lol but seriously...people act like it's harmless, but it's not. I used to do PCP in liquid form - when you call it "wicky water" or "wet" or "sherm" or WHATEVER. So, what you'd do is get like 10 bucks worth of it, or pay like 10-20 bucks to have a joint/cigarette "dipped". They take it, dip it in the stuff and charge you, or they dip weed in it, dry it, then roll it up for you. It's no good man, the high is intense. If you smoke enough, which is surprisingly very little, it lasts for DAYS. Can you imagine being blazed out of your head for days? It's not fun in the least bit. But, this one time I smoked it with my boyfriend, some bad shit went down. When you're a novice with substances sometimes, you sort of freak out and wish you weren't on it, because it's a confusing experience, especially if there's something you gotta get done. I didn't particularly have anything to do, but one time we smoked it and I just started losing my fucking mind. I was paranoid and all messed up, and I ended up putting my bare hand through a window. I really was freakin' out and stuff, it was no good, and I don't even remember why completely. Needless to say, PCP affects you in various ways, one of the ways being it numbs alot of your senses, including pain threshold. So for example, you could try lifting up the back end of a car and not feel the strain right then. You'll hurt yourself, you just don't feel it until later, but anyway..... I'm rambling. So I didn't feel any pain when I did this, I just saw my hand dripping blood like crazy. That made me freak out even worse. This was a very traumatic experience that could have been alot worse than it was. my boyfriend being there, somehow he just mustered up the ability to handle things. He helped me wrap up my hand so it stopped bleeding, and made sure everything was cleaned up and cool. He's the best really...but anyway, we ended up making some BS excuse as to what happened to my window (my parents weren't home that weekend...lol). By the time they got home, days later, we were both fine and calm, and just said that some idiot gangbanger bricked the window. This is common stuff, and my parents know my cousins are all bangers, and bangers don't discriminate on who they mess with when going for somebody else, family/friend or whatever. Needless to say, this worked pretty well. To make it seem real, Chris went outside in the middle of the night and tossed a brick through the open hole so it hit the floor realistically and left a mark. Since there was no window, nobody heard a thing except for whoever was in the house, and that was nobody but me and him. No neighbors called, so everything went perfect. Wow, that was a long post, but you get the point. Don't ever try that stuff, because nothing EVER comes good from it. Needless to say, that was the last time I smoked wet.
 
Alright. Seeing as everybody's coming out with their stories, I'd like to tell mine. This is mostly to get this off my chest and clear the air. I have two stories I'd like to relate to you. one is kind of funny but the second one is a little more desperate. these are the wierdest/sickest things I ever did while high.


THE WEIRDEST:Once, I decided to buy an eighth of cocaine from a freind. The theory was, that I was going to sell this for a lot more money and begin my way to becoming a big-bad-drug dealer...HA! What my dumb ass failed to realise, was that in reality, the only thing I ever was and ever would be, was a big-bad-drug ADDICT! I think I sold only half a gram of coke, and the rest went up my nose. I spent that whole evening(from dusk till dawn) snorting coke and masturbating while watching the Gardening channel.


THE SICKEST: One night, I couldn't find any of my dealers. A conundrum for teenagers to be sure, but, for an addict this was worse than death. I didn't know what to do. I was flipping out and with all of my real options sputtered out, I had but one recourse.The drug store.
So, I went to the drug store to pick up some painkillers. There were these pills that stores sold that had acetaminophen with caffeine and best of all codeine! SO, I bought a bottle of these and a soda to wash it down. I popped fifty of the pills and began walking across the parking lot, when I felt a burning in the pit of my stomach. Now, I hadn't eaten in about a day and a half, so I figured it was just hunger. Nope. I felt it rushing up to my mouth and I doubled over and began to vomit a mixture of soda, bile and pills. I was horrified! I slammed down on my hands and knees(I still have a scar on my kneecap) and picked every pill out of my own bile, and swallowed each and every one of them. nothing was going to take my high away from me...NOTHING!

Hey, nobody said it was easy being the gutter rat of society.
 
Oh, I'd like to point out that I am a RECOVERING addict. Meaning that I've been clean for quite some time, now. These incidents happened a few years back. Just in case anybody gets the idea that this happened last week or something.
 
I cleaned up the thread based on bad-post reports made by members (thank you!), so hopefully the thread will stay on topic now 🙂
 
One night, a few friends and I smoked a ton of weed. We figured we'd go out for coffee. So, we went to this little resreaunt down the block. We sat down and each gave our order to the waitress. Now, you have to understand that I was completely wasted. So, when the order got around to me, I tried to tell her that I wanted a pepsi. I have no damn idea what the hell I actually said to her, because when our order came around, I got a glass of soda water with a lime wedge and umbrella.
 
That's nothing. Tonight....oh man. I smoked some weed, and drank some seagram 7 extra dry gin mixed with mountain dew, smoked a little opium...... and I ended up hitting on some girl I don't know...the thing that's even funnier is that I ended up with her phone number. Lol.
 
Wow, SD. I'd have to say that it worked out pretty good then.
All I ever got when I used to hit sombody, was hit back! LOL.

Maybe I wasn't doing it with enough panache. 😀
 
dussicar said:
Wow, SD. I'd have to say that it worked out pretty good then.
All I ever got when I used to hit sombody, was hit back! LOL.

Maybe I wasn't doing it with enough panache. 😀
I think you misunderstood....I didn't hit her...I hit on her. lol.
 
OOPS!

Actually, Naveltklr1350 and She Devil...uhhh...You're both right.LOL.

Or whichever explaination makes me look less like a jackass.

I've been doing a lot of this lately. Basically, paying attention to half of what I read or hear and going with it. Needless to say, I've been getting some odd looks from people I know.

Oh, well. Sorry for the misunderstanding. 😀

You know, Naveltklr, I should have gone with your explaination.

I wouldn't feel like such a moron right now. 😀
 
Semester is over and after studying advanced physica..I have nothing profound to say...save that i puked in an exhookups(that is what you call them when you just have "fun") friends car. And somehow acrued a $40 bar tab when buying dollar drinks. I can't compete with the drug stories because im "just so fresh and clean" but I did hang out with a realiy tv show hottie that found my fury cuffs in my bedroom...and was all about it...dropping hints about them the whole night.
GQguy
p.s. Im gonna miss pittsburgh
 
are you done with school or going home for break??? And Jenna was in town??? NICE!!! Hooray for drunkenness and fuzzy love cuffs!!! Aw...GQ Guy is a hottie!!!


Now...who wants to smoke a bowl??? 😛
 
Oh come on now, SheDevil...it's already been made public that anyone who smokes pot or drinks is an idiot...when in rome...😛 But seriously...who wants to come smoke a bowl??? 😛
 
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