Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay.
Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions.
Chardonnay can help ease you out of your shyness and let
you tell the world that you are ready and willing to do
just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost
immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the
life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a
thing of the past and you will discover many talents you
never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
Chardonnay.
Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use Chardonnay. However,
women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control,
loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headaches, dehydration,
dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
rounds of strip poker, Truth or Dare and naked Twister.
WARNINGS:
The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to think you
can sing.
The consumption of Chardonnay may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to call/text them at
four o'clock in the morning.
The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
The consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking then
most people.
So go ahead and try it....$3 a bottle works the same as
$300 a bottle so why pay more!
Also try related products....Cabernet, Merlot, Pinot
Grigio, Riesling.....etc.
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay.
Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions.
Chardonnay can help ease you out of your shyness and let
you tell the world that you are ready and willing to do
just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost
immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the
life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a
thing of the past and you will discover many talents you
never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
Chardonnay.
Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use Chardonnay. However,
women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control,
loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headaches, dehydration,
dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
rounds of strip poker, Truth or Dare and naked Twister.
WARNINGS:
The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to think you
can sing.
The consumption of Chardonnay may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to call/text them at
four o'clock in the morning.
The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
The consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking then
most people.
So go ahead and try it....$3 a bottle works the same as
$300 a bottle so why pay more!
Also try related products....Cabernet, Merlot, Pinot
Grigio, Riesling.....etc.
