In response to Jen's thread...

[Moses25]

Santa is definitely a brutha from da hood:

(i) Likes saying, "Ho, Ho, Ho"
(ii) Dresses like a pimp.
(iii) Has eight byatches to fly his ass around, in his big ol' pimpmobile.
(iv) Works only one day of the year.
(v) Only comes out at night, when we're all asleep.
(vi) Enters your premises without permission (ouch!!)
(vii) Works in an environment surrounded by white powder (and you thought it was snow!!)😛
(viii) Has a "workshop".
(ix) Lives with a fat lady and several hundred child-like beings.
(x) Knows who you are and where you live.

Cheers.😀

 

[Deleted member 2452]

i kid you not

many years ago i saw a black santa ringing a bell, and collecting donations. if people passed him by w/o putting anything in the pot, he'd say "ho ho ho, mutha f**ker"
lmao.
steve

 

[amk714]

So Santa's a brother, Moses? What does he say, "Yo, Merry Christmas, dawg?" 😛

 

[Texas_Tickle]

So Santa's a brother, Moses? What does he say, "Yo, Merry Christmas, dawg?" 😛

Nah, more like "Merry F**king Christmas, Bytch