In this thread, THE GOLDEN RULE DOES NOT APPLY! :D

[Bohemianne]

Could imagine the folks running amok here and there... Go ahead, try it! 😀 😀

Warning: Not for n00bs. And why? Just don't be a n00b. 😀

 

[desdemona]

Um... Happy Thanksgiving to non-Americans. Lame. I know.

 

[milagros317]

To certain unspecified people, probably not even TMF members:
😱 You are the offspring of seven generations of syphilitic prostitutes, each of whom was too stupid to recognize her own brother in the dark. 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

Um... Happy Thanksgiving to non-Americans. Lame. I know.

TURKEY is DEAD!
TURKEY is DEAD!
TURKEY is DEAD!
TURKEY is DEAD!
TURKEY is DEAD!
TURKEY is DEAD!
TURKEY is DEAD!😀

To certain unspecified people, probably not even TMF members:
😱 You are the offspring of seven generations of syphilitic prostitutes, each of whom was too stupid to recognize her own brother in the dark. 😱

Ooooo.... Mils, if you intend to mean the syphilitic descendants of pre-Tesla - dark - times, the dawn of braille won't help either. 😱

 

[milagros317]

...

Ooooo.... Mils, if you intend to mean the syphilitic descendants of pre-Tesla - dark - times, the dawn of braille won't help either. 😱

I will keep secret who is it that I meant. 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

I will keep secret who is it that I meant. 😀

My Gad, I thought it's all elf tales around here, but yooooo must be serious! Confucius won't mind, only if no zombie ate his brain during his lifetime. Remember: anything that happened before my birth is moved to the borderline of faith. 😀

 

[milagros317]

Certainly most of those seven generations were before you were born. 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

I will keep secret who is it that I meant. 😀

We should invite 50,000 chambermaids to interrogate you then, lol!

 

[milagros317]

To a particular but unspecified person:

Fuck you!

Fuck you up the ass!

Fuck you up the ass with a yard-long barbed wire dildo!

Fuck you up the ass with a yard-long barbed wire dildo, pounded in with a sledgehammer!

And after that, your carcass should be hung up to rot in public view, until the flesh has rotted away and the bones separate.

And after that, your bones should be pounded into bone meal and baked into porcelain toilets.

And after that, those toilets should be installed in VA hospitals, so that our long-suffering and deserving veterans can shit and piss on your bones, for many years.

 

[Bohemianne]

To a particular but unspecified person:

Fuck you!

Fuck you up the ass!

Fuck you up the ass with a yard-long barbed wire dildo!

Fuck you up the ass with a yard-long barbed wire dildo, pounded in with a sledgehammer!

And after that, your carcass should be hung up to rot in public view, until the flesh has rotted away and the bones separate.

And after that, your bones should be pounded into bone meal and baked into porcelain toilets.

And after that, those toilets should be installed in VA hospitals, so that our long-suffering and deserving veterans can shit and piss on your bones, for many years.

I'm floored!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Could imagine the barbed wire...

 

[Mrcool]

To a particular but unspecified person:

Fuck you!

Fuck you up the ass!

Fuck you up the ass with a yard-long barbed wire dildo!

Fuck you up the ass with a yard-long barbed wire dildo, pounded in with a sledgehammer!

And after that, your carcass should be hung up to rot in public view, until the flesh has rotted away and the bones separate.

And after that, your bones should be pounded into bone meal and baked into porcelain toilets.

And after that, those toilets should be installed in VA hospitals, so that our long-suffering and deserving veterans can shit and piss on your bones, for many years.

I really hope this person is not me.

 

[milagros317]

I really hope this person is not me.

It is most certainly not you, my friend. 😀
If you really want to know who it is, then I will send you that information in a PM.

 

[milagros317]

I'm floored!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Could imagine the barbed wire...

I can not take credit for that image. The phrase "barbed wire dildo" came from a TMF member who hasn't posted here in many years. Her screen name was Limeoutsider. 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

I really hope this person is not me.

If you can read his post it means you're not in his block list... 😉

 

[milagros317]

I really like the photo below, too. 😀

 

[Mrcool]

It is most certainly not you, my friend. 😀
If you really want to know who it is, then I will send you that information in a PM.

I am quite curious

 

[milagros317]

I am quite curious

I have just sent you a PM. 😀

 

[General Zod]

I tried to write a song about you Mils,but the notes on the piano don't go that low. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I tried to write a song about you Mils,but the notes on the piano don't go that low. 😀

Good one, my friend.

 

[Bohemianne]

I tried to write a song about you Mils,but the notes on the piano don't go that low. 😀

LOL! I have a suggestion instead of piano. Why not try sing it acapella while facing the desk fan. 😀

 

[milagros317]

For reasons that are difficult to describe, I really like the photo below. 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

Burrrrppppp!!!

 

[milagros317]

There is at least one TMF member whose execution I would cheerfully watch in person.

 

[Bohemianne]

There is at least one TMF member whose execution I would cheerfully watch in person.

After all the threads and done, I have blues clues about it. 😀

 

[milagros317]

Below is another clue. 😀