In Very Poor Taste

[Sunriseticklee]

A Man Goes to the Ladies.....

A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mens room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside.

The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR". Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!".

Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world!

The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.

Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR". When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.

When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"

The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is under your pillow!"


HEEHEEHEE
Sunrise


*who doesn't mind giving the guys here a little heartache. Nanana*

 

[Sunriseticklee]

EVEN POORER!

Hospital test


A modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests.
One of the last tests has left his system upset.
Upon making several false alarms to the bathroom he decided the latest was another.
He completely filled his bed up with human waste and was embarrassed beyond anything he could possibly face.
Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cussing and swinging his arms which drew the attention of the security guard.

The security guard asked: "What's going on?"

To which the drunk replied: "I just beat the shit out of a ghost."

 

[BigJim]

Two jokes that were very funny and temporarily took my mind from the fact that I had over 150 posts deducted yesterday. Thanks Sunny. 😉

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Thank you Jimmy 😛

The first one was probably painful
LOL

Sunrise


This will probably be deleted.... I wonder who in life would ever be as bored as to delete all of the "not as important as other's" posts

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Two words sum up my entire feelings one the first joke, and two for the second joke!

First Joke-

HA
&
OUCH!!!

Second Joke-

HA
&
Pugh!

 

[BigJim]

This will probably be deleted.... I wonder who in life would ever be as bored as to delete all of the "not as important as other's" posts
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Well it wasn't boredom so much as relavence I guess. People had been complaining about posts that were to short and posts that went off topic. Myriads and Jeff decided to cut a lot of them out. (I think it was only them anyway, although I know a few other mods were involved too.) I lost about 300 and AMK lost 500-600 I think. We were'nt the only ones to get the whammy, but as two of the gobbiest gits on the TMF, there were more of our posts hanging around than anyone elses. I thought 300 was shocking, but Myr told me that night, that another 600 of mine were ready to go the slaughter rhouse when they relented. If that had happened, I think I might have had a cardiac arrest.

 

[Strelnikov]

Here's another...

A guy goes to the doctor, drops his drawers and reveals that his male member is bright orange. Doctor runs all sorts of tests. Finally says to the guy, "I can't find a physical reason for your problem. Maybe it's something you're doing. Do you engage in any unusual sexual practices?"

Guy says, "Naw, my sex life sucks. All I do is sit on the couch, watching Playboy Channel and eating Cheetos."

Strelnikov