From the Funkin Wagnallis by Rasputin....
*Taken from the "Dictionary According to Rasputin"*
swance (pronounced shwantz) Noun 1. A person who intentionally antagonizes (also see bunghole, a**hole) 2. Slang for male genetalia.
Ask and you shall receive.....
Also, Tummyticklish... If you are hyperticklish, you may be able to tickle yourself. So I would reccommend you answer yes!
Rasputin