Ingesting semen helps reduce depression in women

[wrestlingclown]

http://www.examiner.com/article/are-there-benefits-to-jizz-consumption

Orally, vaginally, or rectally.

 

[jhanson]

Doesn't seem to work on my girlfriend. Maybe I'm just filled with too much sadness.

 

[C.A.B.]

Well now, that's the most ambitious sales pitch I've heard in years. 10 pts for creativity. But I think it would have been a better sell if the claim was "Ingesting semen helps reduce fat and reverse the effects of aging in women."

 

[milagros317]

Well now, that's the most ambitious sales pitch I've heard in years. 10 pts for creativity. But I think it would have been a better sell if the claim was "Ingesting semen helps reduce fat and reverse the affects of aging in women."

+1

 

[FLBowler]

How many guys are now going to use that as a pickup line -_-

 

[Dussicar]

I can totally see this little study made into single sheet leaflets and dropped all over the suburbs from airplanes and helicopters completely piloted by middle-aged men.

Generally because most other guys don't own airplanes and helicopters.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Women? Let's see them do this same study showing the effects on men.

 

[Jagermeistered]

How many guys are now going to use that as a pickup line -_-

Maybe the Alcoholics Anonymous folks will use it, "this is your new higher power!"

Time to rewrite the chapter for agnostics... 😛

 

[kopfhorer]

I wonder if the drug companies know about this? (Can you just imagine the TV commercials?) 🙂

 

[Speedbump]

Public service announcement: Sexual activities in general help reduce depression in almost EVERYONE.

 

[CuteJill143]

Oh just what we need. Now men have an excuse to get their women to swallow!

 

[BigJim]

Believe it or not, it can also induce overdue labour. There is a hormone in semen that triggers the oxytocins the brain releases to stimulate uterine contractions. So if the missus is nine and a half months and just wants it over with..... you got the perfect excuse.

"But honey, I'm just thinking of you."

*ziiiiiiiiippp*