Invent a stupid theory

[Lord Doctor]

Invent a really stupid scientific theory and post it here

The Earth and "life in general" came into being when a great cosmic dinosaur shat on a small rock rolling round a big candle. It is said that the great cosmic life-osaur still shits on us today

 

[Carsomyr]

The world is depentdend on a certain amouunt of drunk people so it doesnt freeze still. The more we drink the more we refguse to accept the illusion of a world around us ad we come closer to reaching alcohol nirvana asa people. This is why dino fossils are made of stone cus t hey didnt have drunks so they froze to stone and dead.

Id elaborate, but im busy saving the world right now! XD

 

[badreligion]

The Big Bang was caused by Bruce Dickinson singing

 

[Rorschach Blues]

The moon is the bastard son of the Sun and the Earth.

 

[Lord Doctor]

Milk is modified sweat... oh wait, that's actually true!

Thong Theory: Every particle in the universe is made up of a tiny, 2 dimensional thong like structure

 

[Rorschach Blues]

The Flux Capacitor can be crafted using only a microwave, toothpics and some chewing gum

 

[desdemona]

The world is depentdend on a certain amouunt of drunk people so it doesnt freeze still. The more we drink the more we refguse to accept the illusion of a world around us ad we come closer to reaching alcohol nirvana asa people. This is why dino fossils are made of stone cus t hey didnt have drunks so they froze to stone and dead.

Id elaborate, but im busy saving the world right now! XD

It shows..... 😀

 

[desdemona]

All species walking the earth were created at once according to a master plan.......

(I'm going to hell, I know)

 

[venray]

We are all already IN hell...the only way out is to die and pass through the swirling vortex of Tim......

(Avoid the swrling vortex of Tom as it swirls counterclockwise)

 

[Lord Doctor]

the universe will end when someone pops it with a pin

 

[ImNotDave]

Scientists believe if you smash two pies together at near the speed of light using the LPC (large pie collider) the explosion will result in a vast expanding pie-hole, engulfing everything in the universe in sweet sticky cherry filling.

 

[MasterPaladin]

if bugman don't act fast roaches will take over the world

 

[Dialon]

Everyone on earth are aliens in disguise and im the only person here, and you all set up this entire planet as some sort of sick experiment to fuck with me. My home planet is somewhere in another galaxy. Take me back!!!

 

[ImNotDave]

Everyone on earth are aliens in disguise and im the only person here, and you all set up this entire planet as some sort of sick experiment to fuck with me. My home planet is somewhere in another galaxy. Take me back!!!

NEVER!

SHAOBOUEH GOYU EEE CUCHCHUCH!!!

 

[Dialon]

NEVER!

SHAOBOUEH GOYU EEE CUCHCHUCH!!!

noooo just kiiilllllll meeeeee

 

[milagros317]

There was no life in the oceans of ancient earth until a passing spaceship from thousand of light-years away dumped its garbage here. 😛

 

[Lord Doctor]

The sun is sustained by vindaloo

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Everytime a woman wears high heels a guy turns into a piece of poop.

 

[Lord Doctor]

Meow! 😀

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

When Britney Spears tries to be intelligent a baby cries.

 

[Lord Doctor]

Space is made up of fluffy cotton wool

 

[BlackestLily]

Now considering that as the population of Amish goes down, the global thermometer goes up. This must mean that less people "being Amish" means that there are that many more people driving cars to drive up the temperature, therefore melting ice caps. So no thanks to Amish deviants, we're all going to drown.

 

[MasterPaladin]

the moon is made of swiss cheese

 

[Lord Doctor]

the big bang was caused by Blaster Bates

 

[Ghris]

We're all figments of an elaborate fantasy in the mind of a space super-beetle somewhere.