Iraq's new celebrity

[grippedchimp]

Many have seen a guy called Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the Information Minister of Iraq, in the news quite a bit lately talking about how Iraq are winning this "war".

Personally, he's a complete joker who I think should NOT be killed by coalition forces. No really. I think US forces should take him prisoner, give him US citizenship and make him a worldwide celebrity (as if being a delusional dimwit oblivious to the US tanks storming Baghdad wasn't enough to make him a total laughing stock to the TV-viewing public across the world). Who knows, he could be the next Geronimo, the next big thing in satirical comedy, or even a military advisor to George w. Bush (oh god)

Hell, he's even become a cult celebrity already (he's even getting T-shirts made of him getting sold over the internet). I could also post all the howlers he's blurted out lately, but there's too many, so I won't bother...

MINSITER SAHAF FOR SUPER-STARDOM!!!

 

[Sadistictickler]

yeah, and him in combination with the former taliban ambassador in Pakistan + his homey, with their muppet-show press-conferences

they'll make a nice show together 😀

 

[phfttklr]

Sahaf's comments aren't half as funny as your siggy of the pope
Sadistictickler

 

[Limeoutsider]

I like the Pope pic, too!

 

[Limeoutsider]

Did you ever hear the joke about the Pope? He was riding around one day when he decided he wants to drive. His chuffer (I cant spell, but you know what I mean) dosen't think it's a good idea, but he thinks that telling the Pope no is a worse idea, so he let's the Pope take the wheel and enjoys his break. The Pope drives around for about 15 minutes when he gets pulled over for speeding. The cop goes to the window, looks at the Pope, and pales. The cop gathers himself enough to say good evening and askes the Pope to wait a moment. He goes back to his patrol car and radio's in "I don't know who I just pulled over, but the Pope is chuffering (again, I know) him!"