IRISH TOAST
> >
> >John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to
> spending the rest of
> >me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won
> him the top prize for the
> >best toast of the night!
> >
> >He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
> prize for the best toast
> >of the night." She said, "Aye, what was your
> toast?"
> >
> >John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
> sitting in church
> >beside me wife."
> >
> >"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
> >
> >The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting
> buddies on the street
> >corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John
> won the prize, the
> >other night, with a toast about you, Mary."
> >
> >She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self!
> You know, he's only
> >been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the
> other time I had to pull
> >him by
> >the ears to make him come.
> >
> >John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to
> spending the rest of
> >me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won
> him the top prize for the
> >best toast of the night!
> >
> >He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
> prize for the best toast
> >of the night." She said, "Aye, what was your
> toast?"
> >
> >John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
> sitting in church
> >beside me wife."
> >
> >"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
> >
> >The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting
> buddies on the street
> >corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John
> won the prize, the
> >other night, with a toast about you, Mary."
> >
> >She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self!
> You know, he's only
> >been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the
> other time I had to pull
> >him by
> >the ears to make him come.
Thanks Judy! That was funny!
