To ensure we never offend anyone - particularly
fanatics intent on killing us, airport screeners will
not be allowed to profile people. They will continue
random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,
airline pilots with proper identification, Secret
Service agents who are members of the President's
security detail and 85-year old Congressmen with metal
hips.
Pause a moment and take the following test.
In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Norwegians from Ballard;
(b) Elvis;
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40.
In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown
up by:
(a) A pizza delivery boy;
(b) Crazed feminists screeching that being able to
throw a grenade beyond its own burst radius was an
unfair and sexist requirement in basic training;
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40.
In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Luca Brazzi, for not being given a part
in "Godfather 2;"
(b) The Tooth Fairy;
(c) Butch and Sundance who had a few sticks of dynamite
left over from the train thing; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40.
In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were
bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers;
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wee Willie's
women problems;
(c) the WWF, to promote its next villain: "Mustapha the
Merciless;" or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40.
On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed
by:
(a) Bugs Bunny,
(b) the Supreme Court of Florida trying to outdo their
attempted hijacking of the 2000 Presidential election;
(c) Mr. Bean; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40.
How'd you do? Did you detect a pattern that would
indicate we'd better take a close look at a certain
type of individual who might be boarding an airplane
with something on his mind other than "What's the in-
flight movie?"
You think so?
Horrors! You're nothing more than a closet racist who
could never be hired as an official federal airport
screener.
Well, I got almost all the questions right...lol..never was good at tests! Q
fanatics intent on killing us, airport screeners will
not be allowed to profile people. They will continue
random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,
airline pilots with proper identification, Secret
Service agents who are members of the President's
security detail and 85-year old Congressmen with metal
hips.
Pause a moment and take the following test.
In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Norwegians from Ballard;
(b) Elvis;
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40.
In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown
up by:
(a) A pizza delivery boy;
(b) Crazed feminists screeching that being able to
throw a grenade beyond its own burst radius was an
unfair and sexist requirement in basic training;
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40.
In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Luca Brazzi, for not being given a part
in "Godfather 2;"
(b) The Tooth Fairy;
(c) Butch and Sundance who had a few sticks of dynamite
left over from the train thing; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40.
In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were
bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers;
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wee Willie's
women problems;
(c) the WWF, to promote its next villain: "Mustapha the
Merciless;" or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40.
On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed
by:
(a) Bugs Bunny,
(b) the Supreme Court of Florida trying to outdo their
attempted hijacking of the 2000 Presidential election;
(c) Mr. Bean; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40.
How'd you do? Did you detect a pattern that would
indicate we'd better take a close look at a certain
type of individual who might be boarding an airplane
with something on his mind other than "What's the in-
flight movie?"
You think so?
Horrors! You're nothing more than a closet racist who
could never be hired as an official federal airport
screener.
Well, I got almost all the questions right...lol..never was good at tests! Q
