If people would stop sending me these, i'd stop posting them...
1. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
2. If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
3. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where
the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it
would defeat the purpose.
4. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
5. If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands
with soap?
6. And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the
word "Lisp"?
7. If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking
and there is no woman around to hear him....Is he still
wrong?
8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide
....is it considered a hostage situation?
9. Is there another word for synonym?
10. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice?"
11. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
12. What should you do if you see an endangered animal
eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
14. Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
15. Is a shelless turtle homeless or just naked?
16. Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because
they taste funny?
17. Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
18. Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
19. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
20. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Yup...food for thought... Q
1. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
2. If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
3. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where
the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it
would defeat the purpose.
4. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
5. If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands
with soap?
6. And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the
word "Lisp"?
7. If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking
and there is no woman around to hear him....Is he still
wrong?
8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide
....is it considered a hostage situation?
9. Is there another word for synonym?
10. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice?"
11. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
12. What should you do if you see an endangered animal
eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
14. Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
15. Is a shelless turtle homeless or just naked?
16. Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because
they taste funny?
17. Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
18. Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
19. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
20. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Yup...food for thought... Q
