Is my phone vibrating or am i happy to see you

[ShiningIce]

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. > With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?" > Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" > Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" > Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught? > Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" > Her: "No way. It's just too risky!" > Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" > Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?" Her: "No, no. I just can't" Him: "I beg you..." Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"

 

[sole seeker]

Very good!

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

I figured the dad would come down with a shotgun, but I guess anything to get some shut-eye!

 

[amk714]

If only that guy's father was mine instead. 😀 But I wonder why he didn't tell his mom to...never mind! 😛 Hilarious stuff, Ice. 🙂

 

[BettyBoop2002]

LOL, I know this joke is old Shinning Ice, but I just ran up on it and it was funny! 🙂

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

I remember this one It is funny!😀

 

[slave4tickles]

I figured the dad would come down with a shotgun, but I guess anything to get some shut-eye!

FT, did you and Moses run off and get married!🙂 relax I was joking! You know that thing called humor? 🙄
Miss your posts!🙂


PS SI, that was a funny joke! A vibrating phone tickles!😀

 

[guitman69]

I saw this one in a movie I downloaded. It was a parody of a Master Card ad. The punchline was having a girlfriend with a Dad with a sense of humor...Priceless.