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It's so cold...

Dr. Bill Kobb

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ITT: Give the current temps for your area. Alternately, funny snow pics or "It's so cold..." jokes will suffice.

It's only 40-something degrees here, which I'm sure is better than many of you are facing, but this is Florida, and it's been dipping into the 20's at night. Again, I'm sure that isn't squat compared to what many of you are dealing with, but when you live down here, you accept a certain cosmic bargain: You'll deal with the possibility of getting wiped off the planet by a hurricane for four months out of the year, and in return, you're supposed to have some sort of guarantee that you won't need more than a tee-shirt and maybe a hat the rest of the time. Dammit.
 
Yesterday the wind chill was in the single digits..today's temp at this moment is twenty seven balmy degrees..
 
It,s 32 degrees up here on the east coast of Canada and there is only about 1.3cm or half an inch of snow.
 
36 degress here and going down as night approaches. This weekend is suppose to bring snow and temps in the mid 20's.

Joke: It's so cold that my wife thinks I am a great lover, but actually I'm frozen stiff!

Saw that one in playboy, years ago.
 
i went outside today.............fell flat on my ass 🙂 its -3 to -9 sometimes at night here in ireland and im loving it 🙂
 
It's only 40-something degrees here, which I'm sure is better than many of you are facing, but this is Florida, and it's been dipping into the 20's at night. Again, I'm sure that isn't squat compared to what many of you are dealing with, but when you live down here, you accept a certain cosmic bargain: You'll deal with the possibility of getting wiped off the planet by a hurricane for four months out of the year, and in return, you're supposed to have some sort of guarantee that you won't need more than a tee-shirt and maybe a hat the rest of the time. Dammit.

Enjoy what little you get left out of that "cosmic bargain" Rick. As soon as the Transatlantic current completely shifts due to fresh water from melting ice in Antartica...we're all royally screwed...and by screwed I of course mean FROZEN!
 
By next week, we'll have daily highs jusssst barely in double-figures (though the wind chill'll knock that down to what feels like below zero) with overnight lows in the negative single-digits. (obligatory gag: It is SO cold ("HOW COLD IS IT?!?!")...it's SO cold that my words freeze the moment they leave my mouth and I have to light a match near my face just so I can hear what I said (rim shot)) :stickout
 
It's so cold, I leave the frozen pizzas outside in my car while I'm at work.

That's not a joke, I've actually been able to do that the past week or two.
 
Below freezing right now in SE PA. Supposed to go to clear up to 45 over the weekend (WOW Heatwave!).
I'm scheduled to go up to Buffalo NY next April. They have gotten three feet of snow because of lake-effect storms. Hope they see asphalt by March.
 
Today... high of 82, low of 72. Finally starting to get chilly here. 🙂
 
It's so cold, a wampa just dragged Luke and his tauntaun up my ass!

Actually, it's hardly cold here at all. A bit chilly when the sun goes down, but this place isn't known for cold weather.
 
It's much warmer today..it's thirty five already..however by Monday we are getting slammed with a winter storm..even whiteouts..
 
It's much warmer today..it's thirty five already..however by Monday we are getting slammed with a winter storm..even whiteouts..

Even whiteouts?

Why, was there some mistake made?

HA HA HA.
 
Yeah, it's supposed top be a bit more typical for us the next couple of days...until the next winter wave hits Sun/Monday'ish.
 
It's currently 266.48 K outside. Pretty chilly stuffs.
 
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