Izzy asks..

[melanie2]

Why does jiffy pop still taste better than any other popcorn?

Why does my cold water sometimes run hot?

Why does my lady gillette from highschool still work, yet my liquid crystal tv broke down after only four years?

Why does my cat get these affectionate mood swings?

Why does Apollo Ohno still look so damn hot?

Why does the gold medal winner for ski boarding resemble Seth Green?

Why does NBC's coverage of the Olympics suck?

Why is the Olympic theme song probably the best thing out of the games?

Why do they insist on interviewing has beens during the prime time coverage??

Why can't i have Vin Diesel?

 

[CrazyLikeAFox]

Why does jiffy pop still taste better than any other popcorn? Not being a popcorn connoisseur, I cannot say.

Why does my cold water sometimes run hot? If it's Summer, my guess is the sun may be heating the pipes up at some point in the plumbing system. If it's Winter, God knows.

Why does my lady gillette from highschool still work, yet my liquid crystal tv broke down after only four years? Murphy, affected by the global economic downturn as much as the rest of us, now works overtime.

Why does my cat get these affectionate mood swings? Why did my ex-girlfriend's cat always tread on my testicles while we were in bed? Because it could.

Why does Apollo Ohno still look so damn hot? Don't know who that is and can't be bothered Googling him for the sake of some smart-alec answer.

Why does the gold medal winner for ski boarding resemble Seth Green? Seth Green is the most aerodynamic shape for a human being.

Why does NBC's coverage of the Olympics suck? Someone with my taste in television is obviously running the show.

Why is the Olympic theme song probably the best thing out of the games? When broomsticks come into a game, you know it's not a game anymore.

Why do they insist on interviewing has beens during the prime time coverage?? I don't know how it is for your country but has-beens are all we've got down here.

Why can't i have Vin Diesel? Have you tried roses?

 

[melanie2]

lol thank you Crazy...you answered the unanswerable with your usual style..

 

[10 armed tkler]

Why does jiffy pop still taste better than any other popcorn?

Corn never lasts popped.

Why does my cold water sometimes run hot?

Bad plumbing...or extremely hot breath.

Why does my lady gillette from highschool still work, yet my liquid crystal tv broke down after only four years?

They do not build TV like they use to.

Why does my cat get these affectionate mood swings?

Being the

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that I am I must know which kitty you are talking about

Why does Apollo Ohno still look so damn hot?

Its the speedo.

Why does the gold medal winner for ski boarding resemble Seth Green?

You just ruined the surprise. Bad Izzy

Why does NBC's coverage of the Olympics suck?

You just said why. Its NBC. Conan O'Brien anyone?:rolleyes

Why is the Olympic theme song probably the best thing out of the games?

Not true...not entirely true...about 99% true.

Why do they insist on interviewing has beens during the prime time coverage??

So they will not become forgotten.

Why can't i have Vin Diesel?

You did not sign all the legal documents or contract.

 

[melanie2]

I stand corrected...these answers are answerable...and why my kitty kat of course...tsk...

 

[PurpleStyle]

I can answer only one question. But I will answer it truthfully:

Jiffy Pop tastes better because it has to. You have to use a masturbatory motion while you're cooking it - that's a lot of work! So it damn well better taste good.

 

[juggernaut]

Why does jiffy pop still taste better than any other popcorn?
10% more corn juice

Why does my cold water sometimes run hot?
Your angel is a centerfold.

Why does my lady gillette from highschool still work, yet my liquid crystal tv broke down after only four years?
The bigger question is why are you shaving with your tv? And there's no way a razor from 1765 still works.

Why does my cat get these affectionate mood swings?
Who knows why creatures of the devil do anything?

Why does Apollo Ohno still look so damn hot?
You said it yourself... your tv isn't working right.

Why does the gold medal winner for ski boarding resemble Seth Green?
He doesn't.

Why does NBC's coverage of the Olympics suck?
Because it's a terrible network covering an uninteresting topic.

Why is the Olympic theme song probably the best thing out of the games?
Because John Tesh wrote it.

Why do they insist on interviewing has beens during the prime time coverage??
Would you tune in to watch has beens outside of primetime?

Why can't i have Vin Diesel?
Because the judge outlined it very clearly in the restraining order.

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

Why does jiffy pop still taste better than any other popcorn?
they put magic Pixie Dust in it
Why does my cold water sometimes run hot?
there was still hot water it the pipes
Why does my lady gillette from highschool still work, yet my liquid crystal tv broke down after only four years?
it was made better
Why does my cat get these affectionate mood swings?
because all girls of all species do
Why does Apollo Ohno still look so damn hot?
He has a beauty secret that no one can know
Why does the gold medal winner for ski boarding resemble Seth Green?
it's a secret
Why does NBC's coverage of the Olympics suck?
They have terrible workers who don't know what they are doing?
Why is the Olympic theme song probably the best thing out of the games?
That's the power of music
Why do they insist on interviewing has beens during the prime time coverage??
To review history
Why can't i have Vin Diesel?
because life never turns out the way you want it to

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Why does jiffy pop still taste better than any other popcorn?
Magic!

Why does my cold water sometimes run hot?
Bad luck.

Why does my lady gillette from highschool still work, yet my liquid crystal tv broke down after only four years?
Because the old adage is true: They don't make them like they used to!

Why does my cat get these affectionate mood swings?
Because if it didn't, you might have a chance at figuring it out.

Why does Apollo Ohno still look so damn hot?
Magic!

Why does the gold medal winner for ski boarding resemble Seth Green?
Magic!

Why does NBC's coverage of the Olympics suck?
NBC.

Why is the Olympic theme song probably the best thing out of the games?
?

Why do they insist on interviewing has beens during the prime time coverage??
It makes people feel like things matter.

Why can't i have Vin Diesel?
Magic!

 

[Rox_My_Sox1]

Why does jiffy pop still taste better than any other popcorn?

(brings hand to ear)...she knows too much!

Why does my cold water sometimes run hot?

Telling you would break your sanity!

Why does my lady gillette from highschool still work, yet my liquid crystal tv broke down after only four years?

(see above mentioned comment about breaking sanity)

Why does my cat get these affectionate mood swings?

Because Cat's are not a true species. They are in fact, the spawn of Kittenthulu (Destroyer of Mice, Small Birds and Lizards, Scratching Posts, and Living Room Draps). Ye it was foretold that upon the ending of the world...Kittenthulu shall rise from upon ye place that doesn't smell too good and get on a fence, and his burbling cries shall herald forth the apocalypse!

Why does Apollo Ohno still look so damn hot?

Who?

Why does the gold medal winner for ski boarding resemble Seth Green?

(thinks I need to get out more)

Why does NBC's coverage of the Olympics suck?

It's a conspiracy Izzy. We're not going to stop until we've made your life a LIVING HELLLL!

Why is the Olympic theme song probably the best thing out of the games?

That's like asking why is Beethoven so utterly bad at the end.

Why do they insist on interviewing hasbeens during the prime time coverage?

(raises hand to ear)...guys...she knows WAY TO MUCH!

Why can't i have Vin Diesel?

Because you haven't signed away your life savings to Rox_My_Sox. I'll PM you the details...

 

[melanie2]

ah you guys...lol...the answers just get better and better...however...ahem Nerrad..you are like ten centuries off...:stickout...and about shaving my tv...doesn't everyone? i shave out the annoying ads...giggles..

 

[juggernaut]

10 centuries off? That's 1000 years. And since we know you weren't born in 2765, you must mean I was off 1000 years the wrong direction... making your birthday 765AD. That actually makes more sense.

My bad.😉

 

[melanie2]

10 centuries off? That's 1000 years. And since we know you weren't born in 2765, you must mean I was off 1000 years the wrong direction... making your birthday 765AD. That actually makes more sense.

My bad.😉

true true...i was born in ancient times...which makes me all knowing..all wise..all uh...yes you bad....

 

[Chris Prime]

I was born in ancient times...which makes me all knowing..all wise......

That's very nice Izzy. 🙂 😉

 

[Budweiserbob!]

The bigger question is why are you shaving with your tv? And there's no way a razor from 1765 still works.

I lol'd... so very hard. 😀

 

[melanie2]

I lol'd... so very hard. 😀

Chris thank you...

Budweisorbob... :31: :31: :31: :stickout

 

[tickle_fan031]

Why do people refer to stairs as stairs when they indoors but call them steps when they are outside?

 

[melanie2]

hmm ticklefan interesting question...

Why is the kitchen sink plumbing connected to the washing machine..and why did both back up yesterday...and why does it smell like a sewer????? grrrrrrrr and why did two of the strongest clog killer thingies not work??? ah what a weekend for hubby today...

 

[melanie2]

Why does my cat yawn in my face??? :31:...how rude..

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

Why does my dog always put his butt in my face..now that's really rude.:31: