For sometime many of us have wondered; "Who is Jack Shit?"
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don’t know Jack Shit!" well you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep in Shit Inc.
In Turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit.
Deep Shit married Dumb Shit a high school dropout.
After 15 years Jack and Noe Shit got a divorce and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition Chicken Shit.
Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspapers invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding.
Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride named Pisa Shit.
So from now on no one can tell you "You don’t know Jack Shit!"
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don’t know Jack Shit!" well you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep in Shit Inc.
In Turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit.
Deep Shit married Dumb Shit a high school dropout.
After 15 years Jack and Noe Shit got a divorce and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition Chicken Shit.
Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspapers invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding.
Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride named Pisa Shit.
So from now on no one can tell you "You don’t know Jack Shit!"
