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A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
"Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says:
'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I says 'Bell two', you jump on de bed.
When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
The next night he came home and shouted:
Bell One' and she stripped naked.
Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
Bell Tree', and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".
"What de hell is 'Bell Four'?"
She replied : "Roll out more hose, man, you aint nowhere near de fire."
🙂
"Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says:
'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I says 'Bell two', you jump on de bed.
When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
The next night he came home and shouted:
Bell One' and she stripped naked.
Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
Bell Tree', and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".
"What de hell is 'Bell Four'?"
She replied : "Roll out more hose, man, you aint nowhere near de fire."
🙂
