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Japan has no Gravity

Barefoot_Sis

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There, it's been said. In Japan, gravity is optional.

Often times, Americans who romanticize Japan feel this need to discuss the gravity of a country they only know of through popular science and technology. They talk about the centuries of people falling out of trees, the fitness level of the people, descending kamikaze pilots, and any number of odd ends.

The reality is this; Japanese gravity is completely importable; it is all made in China. It is built on mag-lev graviton railings. It is about 32 feet per second per second. The centuries of gravity Americans seem to believe exist have been put onto the heavy-grav world of Uralmorons IV; much of it is not even remotely as relevant as the need to depict Ninja warriors racing up the sides of trees.

The reason for this is simple; the only way for this group of people to rebound while piloting giant robot Mechs is to seem like a comfortable society, albeit one where gravity is non-existent, so that spectacular leaps that need wire-work and special effects in America can be done in all honesty in Japan. Giant mechs piloted by mysterious and androgynous male characters who Ghost dimension dwellers feel exemplify their strengths.

Japanese gravity is unlike that of the United States; whereas all entities within American have a mass and a weight, such things are totally irrelevant in Japan, and oftentimes Japanese people will race up the sides of building and engage in spectacular karate kicks to each other's head while doing what would be in America death-defying leaps in the air.

This is not open to debate: watch 2 minutes of any TV show, anime, manga, or whatever exported from Japan and you will clearly agree that to the Japanese mindset, gravity is optional.
 
Thank you so fucking much. Seriously. I needed to read something like this for once.
 
It's not so much that Japan lacks gravity, it's that they aren't pumped up with steroids weighing them down like American heroes.
 
For goodness and sake, how can you say that!?!?
Japan is a country rich in gravity, or else such a tiny island would surely fall off into space. Even two fat American atomic bombs couldn't give it lift-off.
If Japan had no gravity, we wouldn't have to worry about Vladimir Putin rearing his head and busting into Alaska, he would just float away over the Pacific. I bet you've never been outside of Nebraska! 🙂
 
There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?
 
my brain exploded trying to comprehend what I just read...

I hear bells...
 
I dunno. Most of Japan's stuff tends to fly. Flying Cars. Flying Giant Robots. Flying Battleships. Flying Schoolgirls. Everything has to fly in Japan D:

I think the thing is, that Japan has SO much gravity, that they're tired of it, so that's why they have such a hangup on flying. Macross. Area 88. Yukikaze, the JAF. All of these are artifacts of their yearning to slip free from gravity and take to the air.

But you know, it's the same way in America. Stop hatin' on them because they want to break free!
 
Brings a whole new level of value to the "air rights" buying and selling business.
 
Ok what is with you guys attacking onto japanese. Leave them alone!
 
Ok what is with you guys attacking onto japanese. Leave them alone!

What, lady, are you some kind of anti-gravity religious freak? Because gravity isn't mentioned in the Bible, you don't believe in it? Well, listen lady, we can attack Gravity, the Speed of Light, and any other thing we choose to decide is wrong with the world today.

And there's NOTHING you can do about it, lady, because we have a sense of humor, and you don't. And the people with a sense of humor always write the history books, in the end. Except in Israel, which doesn't have history.
(See my new post: "Israel, it doesn't have history," which explains how the whole country is really a C.I.A. plot to mess with the Irish.)

But I digress. . . next up: "Japan has no city named New York."
 
What, lady, are you some kind of anti-gravity religious freak? Because gravity isn't mentioned in the Bible, you don't believe in it? Well, listen lady, we can attack Gravity, the Speed of Light, and any other thing we choose to decide is wrong with the world today.

And there's NOTHING you can do about it, lady, because we have a sense of humor, and you don't. And the people with a sense of humor always write the history books, in the end. Except in Israel, which doesn't have history.
(See my new post: "Israel, it doesn't have history," which explains how the whole country is really a C.I.A. plot to mess with the Irish.)

But I digress. . . next up: "Japan has no city named New York."
And you also go after Japan because it's cool to hate what's popular. lol Besides, why the hell would lack of gravity be a bad thing anyway?

Trollin trollin trollin...
 
Why is everybody picking on Japan lately.They are an awesome country and they contribute a lot to the US,we should be grateful instead of hateful!
 
Why is everybody picking on Japan lately.They are an awesome country and they contribute a lot to the US,we should be grateful instead of hateful!
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But hey, fuck that. Japan pretty much gave birth to the vidya as it is. Therefor anyone who denies that deserves to have their heads dipped in elephant poo.
 
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But hey, fuck that. Japan pretty much gave birth to the vidya as it is. Therefor anyone who denies that deserves to have their heads dipped in elephant poo.

I don't know what you're talking about
 
Oh yeah,all of the good entertainment comes from Japan.They are way more advanced then we are and more intelligent.If it wasn't for the fact that they have no Summer I would have wanted to go to school there because they have a way better school system,although pretty much every other country does.The British are highly intelligent and well mannered so it would be hard for me to choose between the two but still.
 
I have no idea who's serious and who's just goofing in this thread, but it's much fun to read.

But seriously: The whole flying/non-gravity thing - like while in the middle of combat(I've even seen Hong Kong movies with couples in mid-air coitus) does seem to be a staple of much Asian entertainment. At least in both Chinese AND Japanese fare*. Films and TV from both lands have people flying around in mid-kick/punch/etc. I have to imagine the whole wireworks use goes back to the pre-electronic media days of plays(?). It's intriguing that both countries utilize the flying for their period dramas. I have to imagine this flying/hovering/weightlessness-thing goes back into folklore and mythology. Anyway, I only mind it much when it's overused in a show. Unfortunately, that's all-too-often for much Asian entertainment.


:chinese: Okay, we now return you to your regularly scheduled thread...














*I can't speak for the many other far-Eastern lands, but it(the non-gravity thing) doesn't seem to be as strong a movie motif in Korea or the Philippines, or in Bollywood movies, for that matter.
 
What, lady, are you some kind of anti-gravity religious freak? Because gravity isn't mentioned in the Bible, you don't believe in it? Well, listen lady, we can attack Gravity, the Speed of Light, and any other thing we choose to decide is wrong with the world today.

And there's NOTHING you can do about it, lady, because we have a sense of humor, and you don't. And the people with a sense of humor always write the history books, in the end. Except in Israel, which doesn't have history.
(See my new post: "Israel, it doesn't have history," which explains how the whole country is really a C.I.A. plot to mess with the Irish.)

But I digress. . . next up: "Japan has no city named New York."

Ha-ha I really like when someone talks to me about history and who is writing it. Now listen here Alice before you hop into the woods for another cup of tea with Mad Hatter and Big Pedo Rabbit, you have no idea what they been through last hundred years. While America was always a huge land with lots of possibilities, vast resources and no attack from outside world until recently, they have been closed, they had almost minimal resources and had no knowledge about technical advancements of the world. In less that 50 years not only did they adapt to situation, they managed to become a technical force that rivals America.

And how did they achieve that? Well they were one with the force Alice, they exploited peoples desire and were hard working people. As a citizen of a country that won't be even a footnote in your history books in less than hundred years I envy them, for no matter how much you ridicule their culture, or belittle (Japan has no culture) they are recognized by you and that means they might be threat one day.

And one more thing... Asian DNA is different from other races, meaning that when our and their DNA combines their will prevail, so nature has already decided that in 200 years or so you will all be non gravity people. How is that for humor 🙂

And you also go after Japan because it's cool to hate what's popular. lol Besides, why the hell would lack of gravity be a bad thing anyway?

Trollin trollin trollin...

Well here is one of rare people who are right in their head. You have no problem with it and you leave it alone.

Why is everybody picking on Japan lately.They are an awesome country and they contribute a lot to the US,we should be grateful instead of hateful!

Second tolerant person out of few here.

I have no idea who's serious and who's just goofing in this thread, but it's much fun to read.

But seriously: The whole flying/non-gravity thing - like while in the middle of combat(I've even seen Hong Kong movies with couples in mid-air coitus) does seem to be a staple of much Asian entertainment. At least in both Chinese AND Japanese fare*. Films and TV from both lands have people flying around in mid-kick/punch/etc. I have to imagine the whole wireworks use goes back to the pre-electronic media days of plays(?). It's intriguing that both countries utilize the flying for their period dramas. I have to imagine this flying/hovering/weightlessness-thing goes back into folklore and mythology. Anyway, I only mind it much when it's overused in a show. Unfortunately, that's all-too-often for much Asian entertainment.


:chinese: Okay, we now return you to your regularly scheduled thread...


*I can't speak for the many other far-Eastern lands, but it(the non-gravity thing) doesn't seem to be as strong a movie motif in Korea or the Philippines, or in Bollywood movies, for that matter.

Rick that non gravity thing, that is from their martial arts. Their goal is not to pack big muscles, but to become as agile and weightless as they can, jumping higher, bending more etc.
 
If you've seen this show, (or its original) you'd know japan has gravity...
 
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