As some of you may know I am a vocalist/musician/songwriter. Well I could not have become a songwriter without being a poet first and so i give you all this little poem i cooked up.
Earlier on today me and Kimiko were fooling around and I wrote her a little Bardic poem for a laugh and she insisted I post it. XD
I think you will agree it is rather silly and funny at the same time.
(before you ask Adam is my real name just so noone gets confused)
Princess Kimiko
There was a young knight named Adam, he was ever so brave and strong. He ironically is the hero, of this ever so awful song.
I said he was brave and strong, this is only in his head, for sir Adam had a huge ego which many say will lead to him being dead.
To rescue princess Kimiko, this would be his knightly quest, but sir Adam is rather hopeless, he is clearly not the best.
It took him several hours to find the evil barons hold, he rode in through the front gate, either he is stupid or he is bold. (i would go with the former)
In the courtyard sat Kimiko, she was locked into the stocks, next to her feet sat a feather and a ladylike pair of socks.
He looked around from his hiding place, but noone was around, there was no sign of any guards, not a whisper, not a sound.
So he tiptoed with tremendous grace, that was at least until he fell, and rolled helplessy down a grassy hill, and he shouted "BLOODY HELL!!!".
He crashed head first into the stocks, and dented his knightly helm, there was a reason that sir Adam, was called the Jester of the realm.
He stood up and saw Kimiko she was locked down rather tight, she glared at him rather judgingly and said "Your a little short for a knight" (sorry i could not resist that gag XD)
He grinned at her rather sheepishly, this knight was meant to be her salvation, but our story has an unexpected twist, you see Sir Adam has an odd fixation.
Not only was our hero useless, and completely hopeless too, but he found the idea of tickling, a rather welcoming taboo.
So instead of rescuing the damsel, our hero got things wrong, and he tickled poor Kimiko, I know, its not a fine end to the song.
But thats the way things are, for you see not all is lost, for she was actually enjoying herself, when you would think she would be cross.
So it seems things worked out perfectly, although not quite on the fairytale scale, sometimes a fool can win the day, where a knight is bound to fail.
Earlier on today me and Kimiko were fooling around and I wrote her a little Bardic poem for a laugh and she insisted I post it. XD
I think you will agree it is rather silly and funny at the same time.
(before you ask Adam is my real name just so noone gets confused)
Princess Kimiko
There was a young knight named Adam, he was ever so brave and strong. He ironically is the hero, of this ever so awful song.
I said he was brave and strong, this is only in his head, for sir Adam had a huge ego which many say will lead to him being dead.
To rescue princess Kimiko, this would be his knightly quest, but sir Adam is rather hopeless, he is clearly not the best.
It took him several hours to find the evil barons hold, he rode in through the front gate, either he is stupid or he is bold. (i would go with the former)
In the courtyard sat Kimiko, she was locked into the stocks, next to her feet sat a feather and a ladylike pair of socks.
He looked around from his hiding place, but noone was around, there was no sign of any guards, not a whisper, not a sound.
So he tiptoed with tremendous grace, that was at least until he fell, and rolled helplessy down a grassy hill, and he shouted "BLOODY HELL!!!".
He crashed head first into the stocks, and dented his knightly helm, there was a reason that sir Adam, was called the Jester of the realm.
He stood up and saw Kimiko she was locked down rather tight, she glared at him rather judgingly and said "Your a little short for a knight" (sorry i could not resist that gag XD)
He grinned at her rather sheepishly, this knight was meant to be her salvation, but our story has an unexpected twist, you see Sir Adam has an odd fixation.
Not only was our hero useless, and completely hopeless too, but he found the idea of tickling, a rather welcoming taboo.
So instead of rescuing the damsel, our hero got things wrong, and he tickled poor Kimiko, I know, its not a fine end to the song.
But thats the way things are, for you see not all is lost, for she was actually enjoying herself, when you would think she would be cross.
So it seems things worked out perfectly, although not quite on the fairytale scale, sometimes a fool can win the day, where a knight is bound to fail.
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