Dave2112
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One day, Hans looked out his back window and saw a sight that took him aback. He had a Gorilla up his tree. Just sitting there, munching leaves, but looking pretty intimidating.
Hans calls Animal Control.
The Officer shows up and introduces himself to Hans. He has in his possesion a Pool Stick, a Pair of Handcuffs, a Pit Bull and a Rifle.
Hans askes the Animal Control Officer what he's planning.
"Ok," says the Officer, "here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna climb this tree and go out onto the branch where the Gorilla is. I'm gonna poke him with the Pool Stick until he falls out of the tree. When he does, the Pit Bull is trained to go right for his balls. When the Gorilla puts his hands over his balls to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on him and I'll take him away."
"Very good," says Hans, "but what's the Rifle for?"
The Officer says...
..."If I happen to fall out of the tree first, shoot the Dog!"
😀 😀
Hans calls Animal Control.
The Officer shows up and introduces himself to Hans. He has in his possesion a Pool Stick, a Pair of Handcuffs, a Pit Bull and a Rifle.
Hans askes the Animal Control Officer what he's planning.
"Ok," says the Officer, "here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna climb this tree and go out onto the branch where the Gorilla is. I'm gonna poke him with the Pool Stick until he falls out of the tree. When he does, the Pit Bull is trained to go right for his balls. When the Gorilla puts his hands over his balls to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on him and I'll take him away."
"Very good," says Hans, "but what's the Rifle for?"
The Officer says...
..."If I happen to fall out of the tree first, shoot the Dog!"
😀 😀
