Joke

[ticklish latin]

A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the
other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by
hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from
copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to
the abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even
a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In
fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The Abbot says, "We have been copying from the copies for
centuries, but you make a good point, my son". So, he goes down
into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original
manuscript is held in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for
hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.
Eventually the young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look
for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall. His forehead
is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young
monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?" In a choking voice,
the old abbot replies, "The word is celebrate, not celibate!"

 

[amk714]

Great joke, latin! I always thought the monks were doing something wrong. 😀

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Great joke, latin! I always thought the monks were doing something wrong. 😀

Good joke Latin!

Now here's one from me 😀

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."

 

[amk714]

That's hilarious, Tracy! I guess hairspray isn't just for hair. Thanks again! 😀