Jose' He Knows A Man

[Illtcklu]

Jose' has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Jose' sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing there.

"Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come."

"Great," says Jose', "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."

"Damn", Jose' thinks... "Tough crowd." "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."

"Now that's not a problem" says Jose', "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there... By the way, what should I wear?"

Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny. 😀

 

[bellystrokes]

I suppose he will be bringing the Grey Poupon

hehehehehehe

 

[Illtcklu]

I suppose he will be bringing the Grey Poupon

hehehehehehe

As long as he doesn't invite Bob.



Bob has a lot to smile about these days!

 

[AffectionateDan]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[venray]

 

[bellystrokes]

Shit, why don't just buy an entire house of diet coke stained furniture.

 

[venray]

Gotta stop drinkin that stuff when opening my posts....ask Danny....he has a collection of DR. Pepper stained furniture to go with yours...

(exactly the reaction I was hoping for BTW.... )

And you REALLY need to break that "Coke" addiction......

 

[bellystrokes]

I let Squeaky play with my bottle, while I played with his nuts

 

[venray]

I let Squeaky play with my bottle, while I played with hid nuts

Is this your new motto....?

 

[bellystrokes]

Is this your new motto....?

1. got all the nuts I can handle.

2. Acting cute is for amateurs.

 

[venray]

And what do the pros do?....

 

[bellystrokes]

And what do the pros do?....

Become goddesses!

 

[venray]

 

[bellystrokes]

Now You'e Talking. BTW, get you hand out of your mouth and you can stand, you know.

 

[venray]

Bless you...... 😉

 

[bellystrokes]

Bless you...... 😉

Good. Now please get me a diet coke.

 

[venray]

 

[bellystrokes]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Satisfaction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh, and the soda is good too!

 

[venray]

You can have the straw when pussy is done with it....

 

[bellystrokes]

Oh thaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt pussy

 

[venray]

Of course.....what did you think........?

 

[bellystrokes]

Of course.....what did you think........?

Uh,........um............Felix............Fritz

 

[steph]

Hey!

Who's invoking the name of my partner in crime just because he's hating on Derek Jeter's new perfume line for men from the AVON catalog!
Dammit!

(jumping up and down screaming "Isn't there anyone at this party who's NORMAL?????????????)

And don't forget to send me a P-card whilst Goddess Bellystrokes makes a mess on the bed. (What the hell do we care? We've got a place to stay!)
XOXO

 

[bellystrokes]

See what you guys started................you got the goddess Steph involved and she literally know's Jose, who knows a man who bought a diet coke and gave it to a squirrel..............oh did we get here. Not with Steph's directions. heheehehe