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This reminded me of two ladies that I use to visit, one had recently broke her leg and the other one was just lonely. They would sit around and tell me stories of how sex was great and still great to them at present ever being old they said you still get all hot and bothered and have to do something about it, right Kiddo and then they both smiled at me and went on to tell stories of their younger days. These two were wild!
Anyway, reading this joke reminded me of these two special ladies.🙂
Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that and the subject finally got around to sex. The first old lady said she enjoyed sex now, just as much as ever. The second old lady was surprised, and asked her what her secret was. The old lady said when she hears her husband pulling the car into the garage. She hurries and takes a shower, then jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. When her husband comes into the bedroom he gets turned on and has his way with her. The second old lady decides to try this approach. So that night when she hears her husband coming home, she takes a quick shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. Her husband comes into the bedroom, takes one look and says, "For God sake Maude, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you're starting to look like an asshole!"
Anyway, reading this joke reminded me of these two special ladies.🙂
Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that and the subject finally got around to sex. The first old lady said she enjoyed sex now, just as much as ever. The second old lady was surprised, and asked her what her secret was. The old lady said when she hears her husband pulling the car into the garage. She hurries and takes a shower, then jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. When her husband comes into the bedroom he gets turned on and has his way with her. The second old lady decides to try this approach. So that night when she hears her husband coming home, she takes a quick shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. Her husband comes into the bedroom, takes one look and says, "For God sake Maude, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you're starting to look like an asshole!"
LOL That was hilarious! That's Tracy!
