Just in Time for Easter: Egg Humor

[Saeria]

• What did the egg say to the boiling water?
  It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
  
• If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
  * You only get laid once.
  * You only get eaten once.
  * It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
  * You share your box with 11 other guys.
  * But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
  
• The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a
  
  cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and
  
  looking slightly annoyed.
  
  The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[Bugman]

This is so bad, on so many levels I don't know where to begin. 😛

 

[Lord Doctor]

OK, now I'm EGGxasperated...