Kelly Ripa's Midlife Crisis!!!!!!! (The life of a New Big Sister)

[tickle her]

Welcome to my midlife crisis series! It is about celebrity women 33 years or older going through tough times, but somebody comes and tickles them!

The series so far will include: LisaRaye, Halle Berry, Kelly Ripa, Vivica a Fox, Renne Russo, Tisha Campbell Martin, and many more to come!

But first here is Kelly Ripa!

It was 11:00 at night, and Kelly Ripa was on a female Celebrity Cruise! hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kelly Ripa said in the lounge! Whats wrong Kelly? Paris Hilton said? Its something you just cant understand right now! Thats a Hot Purple mini dress you got on right now! Thanks Kelly Ripa said! Too bad I'm too old for it! Huh Paris said? I'm 34 hittin 35 with a curve Kelly said! Youre right you are old Kelly, Paris said! ! What Kelly said? You are Paris said! You are starting to look like you got a permanent case of gas whenever I see you! Whatever young Punk! Anything you can do I can do better Kelly Replied! Well Drink this then Paris Hilton said with a smirk! Kelly Ripa drank the drink! She passed out!

Chapter 2
Kelly Ripa woke up with her hands tied behind her back in a dark room, and saw Paris Hilton smiling at her! Paris said This is going to be hot! Eat these Prunes Kelly their for old people like you! What no Prunes give me a bad case of gas! Well then, Paris stuffed 2 handfuls of Prunes into Kelly's mouth, and put ducktape over her mouth! It's time Kelly hahaha! Paris started tickling Kellys ribs and underarms! Kelly Ripa was hysterical! Prunce Juice was pouring down from her mouth! Now Paris started tickling her feet!mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhapmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhppppppppphhhhhhhhhhh! GULP GULP! Kelly had eaten all of the Prunes! This is wear the real torture would begin!

Chapter 3
Paris took the ducktape off KellyS Mouth! But then she revealed a light and Kelly was in a room in front of like 30 other celebrity women! All who were younger than Kelly Ripa such as Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johanse,and many more! Paris said welcome to the Tickle the old Fart Show Paris said! Paris started tickling Kellys ribcage! hahahhhhahahahahahahahahahhaha Please Paris Stop I give up! Then Kellys stomach started rumbling! Still begging Paris to stop Tickling ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I submit I submit in the name of regis I submit to Paris Hilton! Then paris said uhohuhoh! whats that I hear she put the microphone next to Kelly Ripas booty! Whats that sound? Oh no! Kelly knew what was happening she has gotten gas from the Prune case earlier! Paris said I wonder what happens if I tickle right on the tip top of her abdomen! Lets see! KOOCHIE.....................Koochie..................................Kooo! ahhhahahhhahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh! then all of a sudden! RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! Kelly Ripa had farted right into the microphone Paris had next to her booty! HOWWWWWWWWWW Embarrased was Kelly Ripa????????? 2 Embarrased! Paris said looks what happens when are little old Tickley wickley Kelly Ripey gets tickled too much! She gets all Gassy Wassy! Kelly Said why! Are u torturing me like This ! You've Tickled me into Sumbission I've tapped out to you! But that wasnt enough you have to make me Poot in Public! ! Well the answer is quite simple Kelly I always wanted a Big Sister Kelly Ripa, and I sent you E-mails but you never replied to me back! All I want for you to do is call me your Baby Sister! Kelly said I already have a baby Sister! I see Paris said! Paris grabbed Kellys feet put them on a table! Kelly said what you've already tickled me for hours! You think I would disgrace my sister my calling you my baby sister! Ha! Paris pulled out a porcupine Spike! She said but havent tickled you with this yet! Paris started gently stroking Kellys feet with the Porcupine spike! AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It was a mixture of laughter and Pain! Kelly was crying! Alright you win Lil Baby Sister! Paris then started tickling Kellys stomach and kelly starting passing gas again! She untied Kelly, but then she retied her up again, this time with her hands abover her head!

Chapter 4
Thanks glad I got a Big sister now! Kelly said why did you retie me up again! She said oh have you met my friend Brittany Spears? She wants a big sister too! Kelly said um Okay! Britany grabbed a Feather from the oven which was cooking on 90 degrees! She started tickling Kellys exposed underarms! Kelly was laughing, Farting, Crying, Submitting, and calling Brittany her Little sister! But all you could hear was Paris Hilton laughing as she saw the heated up Feather saying! Now Thats HOT!!!!!!!

 

[LItickleree]

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[tickleking]

Welcome to my midlife crisis series! It is about celebrity women 33 years or older going through tough times, but somebody comes and tickles them!

The series so far will include: LisaRaye, Halle Berry, Kelly Ripa, Vivica a Fox, Renne Russo, Tisha Campbell Martin, and many more to come!

But first here is Kelly Ripa!

It was 11:00 at night, and Kelly Ripa was on a female Celebrity Cruise! hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kelly Ripa said in the lounge! Whats wrong Kelly? Paris Hilton said? Its something you just cant understand right now! Thats a Hot Purple mini dress you got on right now! Thanks Kelly Ripa said! Too bad I'm too old for it! Huh Paris said? I'm 34 hittin 35 with a curve Kelly said! Youre right you are old Kelly, Paris said! ! What Kelly said? You are Paris said! You are starting to look like you got a permanent case of gas whenever I see you! Whatever young Punk! Anything you can do I can do better Kelly Replied! Well Drink this then Paris Hilton said with a smirk! Kelly Ripa drank the drink! She passed out!

Chapter 2
Kelly Ripa woke up with her hands tied behind her back in a dark room, and saw Paris Hilton smiling at her! Paris said This is going to be hot! Eat these Prunes Kelly their for old people like you! What no Prunes give me a bad case of gas! Well then, Paris stuffed 2 handfuls of Prunes into Kelly's mouth, and put ducktape over her mouth! It's time Kelly hahaha! Paris started tickling Kellys ribs and underarms! Kelly Ripa was hysterical! Prunce Juice was pouring down from her mouth! Now Paris started tickling her feet!mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhapmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhppppppppphhhhhhhhhhh! GULP GULP! Kelly had eaten all of the Prunes! This is wear the real torture would begin!

Chapter 3
Paris took the ducktape off KellyS Mouth! But then she revealed a light and Kelly was in a room in front of like 30 other celebrity women! All who were younger than Kelly Ripa such as Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johanse,and many more! Paris said welcome to the Tickle the old Fart Show Paris said! Paris started tickling Kellys ribcage! hahahhhhahahahahahahahahahhaha Please Paris Stop I give up! Then Kellys stomach started rumbling! Still begging Paris to stop Tickling ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I submit I submit in the name of regis I submit to Paris Hilton! Then paris said uhohuhoh! whats that I hear she put the microphone next to Kelly Ripas booty! Whats that sound? Oh no! Kelly knew what was happening she has gotten gas from the Prune case earlier! Paris said I wonder what happens if I tickle right on the tip top of her abdomen! Lets see! KOOCHIE.....................Koochie..................................Kooo! ahhhahahhhahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh! then all of a sudden! RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! Kelly Ripa had farted right into the microphone Paris had next to her booty! HOWWWWWWWWWW Embarrased was Kelly Ripa????????? 2 Embarrased! Paris said looks what happens when are little old Tickley wickley Kelly Ripey gets tickled too much! She gets all Gassy Wassy! Kelly Said why! Are u torturing me like This ! You've Tickled me into Sumbission I've tapped out to you! But that wasnt enough you have to make me Poot in Public! ! Well the answer is quite simple Kelly I always wanted a Big Sister Kelly Ripa, and I sent you E-mails but you never replied to me back! All I want for you to do is call me your Baby Sister! Kelly said I already have a baby Sister! I see Paris said! Paris grabbed Kellys feet put them on a table! Kelly said what you've already tickled me for hours! You think I would disgrace my sister my calling you my baby sister! Ha! Paris pulled out a porcupine Spike! She said but havent tickled you with this yet! Paris started gently stroking Kellys feet with the Porcupine spike! AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It was a mixture of laughter and Pain! Kelly was crying! Alright you win Lil Baby Sister! Paris then started tickling Kellys stomach and kelly starting passing gas again! She untied Kelly, but then she retied her up again, this time with her hands abover her head!

Chapter 4
Thanks glad I got a Big sister now! Kelly said why did you retie me up again! She said oh have you met my friend Brittany Spears? She wants a big sister too! Kelly said um Okay! Britany grabbed a Feather from the oven which was cooking on 90 degrees! She started tickling Kellys exposed underarms! Kelly was laughing, Farting, Crying, Submitting, and calling Brittany her Little sister! But all you could hear was Paris Hilton laughing as she saw the heated up Feather saying! Now Thats HOT!!!!!!!

This is absolutely hysterical!!!


Thanks!

TK

 

[tickle her]

I felt it was time to do something new and different! Vivica A Fox and the Lovely Lisa Raye from Players club are up next! What did y'all think of the Kelly Ripa episode!

 

[tickleking]

I felt it was time to do something new and different! Vivica A Fox and the Lovely Lisa Raye from Players club are up next! What did y'all think of the Kelly Ripa episode!

The whole farting thing cracks me up. My wife insists I am a 13 year old boy when it comes to that 🙂

I posted this on the Theater a few years agao. One of my fondest tickling memories...

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This reminds me of an event that happened to me while in college. At the time (around 1987), I was dating a girl who was really kind of uptight/prim and proper, in a sorority (OK, I was in a fraternity, too). We only dated for about two or three months. One late weekend night we were in her dorm room playing Monopoly. She claimed I was making up rules ( I still say if you land on Free Parking you get the stash in the middle of the board), so we started wrestling around fighting about it.

I picked her up over my shoulder and threw her on the bed. I normally was not this aggressive, but I hooked my arm around her ankle and pulled off her shoe. As I noted, she was uptight, so before that I had never her seen without shoes. I remember this like it was yesterday. She was wearing nylons (my favorite, so I could not resist), and I began tickling her foot. She started laughing hysterically (and I mean hysterically) and flopping around on the bed begging me to stop. After about 20 seconds, she let one rip. I of course immediately stopped, but the damage was done. I don't think I have ever seen someone so embarrassed. I honestly didn't care _too_ much, because she was super ticklish, but she did care. We only went out a few times after that and then just drifted apart. I don't remember there ever being a specific reason we stopped seeing each other, but now that I look back, maybe that was it.

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Regards,

TK

 

[mackdadeeee]

If you land on free parking, you definitely get the stash in the middle. I dunno what she was smoking.

 

[idunno]

That was a stupid story, Idunno said. I agree, everyone else said.

It would have been better without the farting and use of the word "booty"