luv2bt&tickled
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- Sep 30, 2002
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Kids
Post a Joke!
Where do snowballs dance?
At the snowball!
- Sunday, March 28, 1999 at 15:21:09 (EST)
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Why did the police officer give the dog a ticket?
The dog was in a no barking zone.
Alexandria <[email protected]>
Aurora, NE United States - Friday, March 26, 1999 at 12:21:52 (EST)
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Two turtles mugged a snail in the park.
When the park police on the seen, he
asked, what happened.
The snail said, ("I don't know it happened
so fast.")
GREEN FROG
WASHINGINGTON, DC US - Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 10:06:42 (EST)
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Question: There was no moon, an old lady in black dress
was crossing the street. A truck was going 55 mph, his
headlights weren't on, and the street lights were
broken. The truck driver almost hit the old lady,
how was the truck driver able to see the old lady?
Answer: It was day time!!!
Ashley Estes <[email protected]>
Chesterfield, VA. United States of America - Sunday, March 21, 1999 at 18:28:05 (EST)
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After everything I say say Pea Green Soup. What do you have for breakfast? Pea Green Soup. What did you have or lunch? Pea Green Soup. What did you have for dinner? Pea Green Soup. What did you di all night? Pea Green Soup.
Michelle <[email protected]>
- Sunday, March 21, 1999 at 12:44:50 (EST)
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Q:Where do monster put their savings?
A:In the Blood Bank.
babygee <n.o.n.e>
west cov, CA United States of America - Sunday, March 21, 1999 at 00:50:46 (EST)
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Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours??
A: NACHO CHEESE!!!!
crystal timbrook <[email protected]>
spotsylvania, va usa - Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 16:18:46 (EST)
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What is big, red and eats rocks...........
A big red rock eater
Roger Moore
Richmond, va 23222 - Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 17:56:22 (EST)
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What kind of dance does the cow do on the moon? ANSWER:THE MOOOON DANCE.
XAVIER <[email protected]>
GREENVILLE, TX USA - Friday, March 05, 1999 at 18:28:23 (EST)
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There was a stray dog strolling down the sreet and he saw a park bench with a sign that said "wet paint".
So, he did.
Laurel
- Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 11:51:53 (EST)
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Q. why did the rooster stay on his side of the road?
A. because he was too chicken to cross it!!!
Laurel
- Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 11:18:22 (EST)
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A kid explaining to his dad why he got an "F" on his report card : "Honest Dad, it's the recession."
Sujay Nadkarny <[email protected]>
Mumbai, Maharashtra India - Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 08:40:16 (EST)
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What did the chicken say to the other chicken???
He said "Are you going to be chciken??"
Mya <[email protected]>
Toronot, Ontario Canada - Sunday, February 28, 1999 at 09:18:22 (EST)
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why didn't the skeliton cross the highway?
He had no gutts.
Bethany <[email protected]>
sandwich, ma USA - Saturday, February 27, 1999 at 10:11:03 (EST)
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What company has the cutest ships going to the Bahamas?
The Tom Cruise Line
What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
Smarty Pants
Nikki Mack <[email protected]>
Kimballton, IA USA - Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 18:49:10 (EST)
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Q: Why did the rooster stay on his side of the road?
A: Because he was too chicken to cross it!
Laurel Stephenson <my birthdate is 7/7/89>
Willis, Virginia USA - Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 15:37:20 (EST)
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Will you remember me in a day
Yes
Will you remember me in a week
Yes
Will you remember me in a month
Yes
Will you remember me in a year
Yes
Knock Knock
Who's there
See you don't remember me
Kira Naquin <[email protected]>
Galliano, La United States of America - Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 20:41:22 (EST)
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Beth Trosclair <[email protected]>
Lemoore, CA USA - Monday, February 22, 1999 at 06:37:09 (EST)
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What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.
Rachel Haskamp <[email protected]>
Alexandria, S.D. U.S.A. - Saturday, February 20, 1999 at 13:51:27 (EST)
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Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 - 8 - 9!!!
Sugarplum <[email protected]>
Thunder Bay, ON Canada - Friday, February 19, 1999 at 22:00:46 (EST)
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What do you call a different kind of bee?
A Spelling Bee
Hayley Laffey <[email protected]>
Alexandria, SD United States - Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 21:01:58 (EST)
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In my school recently (not really recently, but who cares?), there was a book fair. The were books and some raffles. The raffles were there by grade. When the principal anounced the winners, the kindergarden raffle went to a 6th grader!
The moral of the story: Hooked on Phonics doesn't work!
the joker formally known as TiM
- Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 11:22:11 (EST)
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
Robin get in the car.
Daniel See <not in cloud>
Kuala Lumpur, kl malaysia - Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 05:53:31 (EST)
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Why did the chicken cross the playground???????
To get to the other slide!!!!
Mark Woollams <[email protected]>
Chardon, OH U.S. - Friday, February 12, 1999 at 17:45:50 (EST)
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Haveing kids is like
being pecked to death
by a duck.
kristen tenney <[email protected]>
harrington, maine united states of america - Thursday, February 11, 1999 at 16:06:07 (EST)
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Why did the cucumpber blush??
He saw a salad dressing
Nikki
US of A - Friday, February 05, 1999 at 19:15:18 (EST)
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Where do we keep our armies?
In our sleevies.
Chris Siems <[email protected]>
Olalla, WA USA - Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 19:50:05 (EST)
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knock knock
who's there?
ether
ether who?
Ether Bunny!
knock knock
who's there?
cargo
cargo who?
cargo BEEP BEEP run over Ether Bunny!
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
don't cry, Ether Bunny be back next year.
hannah oliver <[email protected]>
green river, wy usa - Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 18:45:16 (EST)
Post a Joke!
Where do snowballs dance?
At the snowball!
- Sunday, March 28, 1999 at 15:21:09 (EST)
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Why did the police officer give the dog a ticket?
The dog was in a no barking zone.
Alexandria <[email protected]>
Aurora, NE United States - Friday, March 26, 1999 at 12:21:52 (EST)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two turtles mugged a snail in the park.
When the park police on the seen, he
asked, what happened.
The snail said, ("I don't know it happened
so fast.")
GREEN FROG
WASHINGINGTON, DC US - Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 10:06:42 (EST)
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Question: There was no moon, an old lady in black dress
was crossing the street. A truck was going 55 mph, his
headlights weren't on, and the street lights were
broken. The truck driver almost hit the old lady,
how was the truck driver able to see the old lady?
Answer: It was day time!!!
Ashley Estes <[email protected]>
Chesterfield, VA. United States of America - Sunday, March 21, 1999 at 18:28:05 (EST)
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After everything I say say Pea Green Soup. What do you have for breakfast? Pea Green Soup. What did you have or lunch? Pea Green Soup. What did you have for dinner? Pea Green Soup. What did you di all night? Pea Green Soup.
Michelle <[email protected]>
- Sunday, March 21, 1999 at 12:44:50 (EST)
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Q:Where do monster put their savings?
A:In the Blood Bank.
babygee <n.o.n.e>
west cov, CA United States of America - Sunday, March 21, 1999 at 00:50:46 (EST)
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Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours??
A: NACHO CHEESE!!!!
crystal timbrook <[email protected]>
spotsylvania, va usa - Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 16:18:46 (EST)
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What is big, red and eats rocks...........
A big red rock eater
Roger Moore
Richmond, va 23222 - Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 17:56:22 (EST)
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What kind of dance does the cow do on the moon? ANSWER:THE MOOOON DANCE.
XAVIER <[email protected]>
GREENVILLE, TX USA - Friday, March 05, 1999 at 18:28:23 (EST)
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There was a stray dog strolling down the sreet and he saw a park bench with a sign that said "wet paint".
So, he did.
Laurel
- Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 11:51:53 (EST)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. why did the rooster stay on his side of the road?
A. because he was too chicken to cross it!!!
Laurel
- Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 11:18:22 (EST)
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A kid explaining to his dad why he got an "F" on his report card : "Honest Dad, it's the recession."
Sujay Nadkarny <[email protected]>
Mumbai, Maharashtra India - Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 08:40:16 (EST)
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What did the chicken say to the other chicken???
He said "Are you going to be chciken??"
Mya <[email protected]>
Toronot, Ontario Canada - Sunday, February 28, 1999 at 09:18:22 (EST)
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why didn't the skeliton cross the highway?
He had no gutts.
Bethany <[email protected]>
sandwich, ma USA - Saturday, February 27, 1999 at 10:11:03 (EST)
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What company has the cutest ships going to the Bahamas?
The Tom Cruise Line
What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
Smarty Pants
Nikki Mack <[email protected]>
Kimballton, IA USA - Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 18:49:10 (EST)
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Q: Why did the rooster stay on his side of the road?
A: Because he was too chicken to cross it!
Laurel Stephenson <my birthdate is 7/7/89>
Willis, Virginia USA - Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 15:37:20 (EST)
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Will you remember me in a day
Yes
Will you remember me in a week
Yes
Will you remember me in a month
Yes
Will you remember me in a year
Yes
Knock Knock
Who's there
See you don't remember me
Kira Naquin <[email protected]>
Galliano, La United States of America - Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 20:41:22 (EST)
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Beth Trosclair <[email protected]>
Lemoore, CA USA - Monday, February 22, 1999 at 06:37:09 (EST)
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What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.
Rachel Haskamp <[email protected]>
Alexandria, S.D. U.S.A. - Saturday, February 20, 1999 at 13:51:27 (EST)
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Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 - 8 - 9!!!
Sugarplum <[email protected]>
Thunder Bay, ON Canada - Friday, February 19, 1999 at 22:00:46 (EST)
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What do you call a different kind of bee?
A Spelling Bee
Hayley Laffey <[email protected]>
Alexandria, SD United States - Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 21:01:58 (EST)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In my school recently (not really recently, but who cares?), there was a book fair. The were books and some raffles. The raffles were there by grade. When the principal anounced the winners, the kindergarden raffle went to a 6th grader!
The moral of the story: Hooked on Phonics doesn't work!
the joker formally known as TiM
- Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 11:22:11 (EST)
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
Robin get in the car.
Daniel See <not in cloud>
Kuala Lumpur, kl malaysia - Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 05:53:31 (EST)
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Why did the chicken cross the playground???????
To get to the other slide!!!!
Mark Woollams <[email protected]>
Chardon, OH U.S. - Friday, February 12, 1999 at 17:45:50 (EST)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Haveing kids is like
being pecked to death
by a duck.
kristen tenney <[email protected]>
harrington, maine united states of america - Thursday, February 11, 1999 at 16:06:07 (EST)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why did the cucumpber blush??
He saw a salad dressing
Nikki
US of A - Friday, February 05, 1999 at 19:15:18 (EST)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Where do we keep our armies?
In our sleevies.
Chris Siems <[email protected]>
Olalla, WA USA - Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 19:50:05 (EST)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
knock knock
who's there?
ether
ether who?
Ether Bunny!
knock knock
who's there?
cargo
cargo who?
cargo BEEP BEEP run over Ether Bunny!
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
don't cry, Ether Bunny be back next year.
hannah oliver <[email protected]>
green river, wy usa - Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 18:45:16 (EST)
