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Killer Kangaroos

Strelnikov

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From June 15, 1999 _Defence Science and Technology Organization Lecture series, Melbourne, Australia, and staff reports. Item taken from Software Testing and Quality Engineering magazine, Volume 1, Issue 6, November/December 1999.


CARELESS CODE RECYCLING CAUSES KILLER KANGAS- MUTANT MARSUPIALS TAKE UP ARMS AGAINST AUSTRALIAN AIR FORCE

The reuse of some object-oriented code had caused tactical headaches for Australia's armed forces. As virtual reality simulators assume larger roles in helicopter combat training, programmers have gone to great lengths to increase the realism of their scenarios, including detailed landscapes and-in the case of the Northern Territory's Operation Phoenix-herds of kangaroos (since disturbed animals might well give away a helicopter's position).

The head of the Defence Science & Technology Organization's Land Operations/Simulation division reportedly instructed developers to model the local marsupials' movements and reactions to helicopters. Being efficient programmers, they just re-appropriated some code originally used to model infantry detachment reactions under the same stimuli, changed the mapped icon from a soldier to a kangaroo, and increased the figures' speed of movement. Eager to demonstrate their flying skills for some visiting American pilots, the hotshot Aussies "buzzed" the virtual kangaroos in low flight during a simulation.

The kangaroos scattered, as predicted, and the visiting Americans nodded appreciatively... then did a double-take as the kangaroos reappeared from behind a hill and launched a barrage of Stinger missiles at the helicopter. (Apparently the programmers had forgotten to remove THAT part of the infantry coding.)

The lesson? Objects are defined with certain attributes, and any new object defined in terms of an old one inherits all the attributes. The embarrassed programmers learned to be careful when reusing object-oriented code, and the Yanks left with a newfound respect for Australian wildlife. Simulator supervisors report that pilots from that point onward have strictly avoided kangaroos, just as they were meant to.


Strelnikov
 
what the hell did u just say?????

sorry couldn't get ur point there. Could u narrow it down to a few sentences. Are u saying that a hoarde of kangaroos launched a barrage of rockets to u.s. troops. Cause if you are, well, thats just crazy!
lol
 
OK, I speak "techese", lemme try a translation.

There were these idiot programmers setting up a "virtual simulation" of helicopter warfare - sorta like a video game in which you're flying a chopper.

Part of the original game included simulated soldiers on the ground, which were programmed to do lots of stuff like flee from a chopper, seek cover, and then try and smoke yer butt with stingers.

Then somebody told 'em "hey, the choppers are flying around Australia, so shouldn't there be giant hopping mouse-oids running around?".

What the programmers should have done was to write up new code covering the looks and behavior of kangaroos. But in addition to being dumb, they were lazy. So they took the code that had been used to make foot soldiers, changed the pictures so they looked like giant pouched mice, sped 'em up a bit, and bingo, instant 'roos.

Except they forgot to strip out the code that made 'em launch stingers...😀.

The part about newly-minted helicopter pilots now being scared of 'roos in real life is just a geek's idea of humor.
 
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