King of the hill

[Bebob4999]

The three word story game inspired me to give a shot at playing one of my personal favorite forum games; King of the hill!!!

It's really simple; you have to conquer the hill, by killing, removing, irradicating, destroying, erasing, eating, bombing, throwhing, tickling etc... the person that conquered the hill before you, and taking it for yourself!!! Everything is allowed in this awesome battle of hill domination!!

Just 2 rules apply;

-You can't post two times in a row,
-You may not modify your post to counter a reply to it,

For the rest, everything is allowed. Dirty, creative tricks ftw!!

Ok, so here we go, this is the first post!

*walks up the hill, holding a huge flag with his own face on it and plants it in the hill*

THE HILL IS MINE!!!! TREMBLE BEFORE MY AWESOME MIGHT!!!!:bouncy:

 

[GRM13]

HEADSHOT!!!, GRM13 is now king of of this hill, anyone that disagrees will be shot on sight.

 

[Bebob4999]

Bebob4999 therefore buys a camoflaged exosuit that allows him to become invisble, and sneaks up behind GRM13 to drop a small capsule of extremely agressive acids in his neck, that melt his spine and kill the poor thing.

bebob rolls the body down and retakes the hill!!!

(Btw, i forgot, you may revive in any way you want as well)

 

[GRM13]

GRM13 proceed to nuke the hill from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.

 

[BigNorm]

wears full camo inviso suit, sneaks up behind GRM, slits throat, steals dog tags and stands pround with flag in hand. this kill brought to you by Battlefield: 2142.

 

[RyuForce]

RyuForce who is completely robotized uses a ion cannon to blast BigNorm away and stand on the hill. "Logic hits me...I will die if I stnad here! I should leave now!" Tries to run off the hill.

 

[Jawa]

*Jevil walks up the hill as Ryuforce sprints past him.
He says "'Sup?" as he reaches the top and sits next to the flag. (it's worth noting Jevil's pantaloons are brimming with Flint-Lock pistols and he carries around a Flachion.) *

Jevil: "Whose face is on this flag? *removes it, and replaces it with a banner that has a picture of a red hat* MUCH Better!" He exclaims as he rests his back on the Flagpole.*

 

[Bebob4999]

Suddenly, jevil is burried with flesh eating baboons, as a small plane that carries the symbol of the ''Extremely odd dangerous animals for rent'' company.

bebob, holding his cellphone, steps up the hill as te baboons scramble away with jevils remaining body parts.

The Hill is mine once more!

 

[RyuForce]

Comes back no longer a robot and with golden hair. "Not so fast!" He moves his hands and says. "Ka...me...ha....me...HA!!!!" And blasts away Bebob before he lands on the hill once more, grabs the flag and runs. Suddenly he hits his head with his hand. "Argh! Wrong game!" And runs back up the hill.

 

[Timewarp]

Meanwhile. Timewarp is hiding in a bush. As Ryuforce just reaches the hill, Timewarp trips him with his leg. RyuForce falls down and, because of the step incline, tumbles backwards down the hill. Timewarp runs up the hill but trips on a outrooted...ugh root. Timewarp is Knockout cold by the force of the fall.

 

[GRM13]

GRM Devours Timewarp body to become stronger and now stands in the hill awaiting his next meal.

 

[RyuForce]

Flies up to the hill with a DBZ scouter to scan how strong GRM13 is. "What...this can't be...He's its...over NINE THOUSAND!" because this joke is so over used, Grm13's head explods and RyuForce takes the square...errrr hill.

 

[GRM13]

Curses foiled by internet joke, my old nemesis. GRM13 defeats RyuForce with the most powerfully awesome weapon ever created... A Gun that shoots Katanas

 

[RyuForce]

Goes to the very beginning, gathers all seven chaos emeralds, turns super RyuForce and destories Grm13 by merely touching him. "Now I have this hill till I run out of rings!

 

[Jawa]

As all this is going on, Jevil's remains slowly re-attatch themselves as B-Movie Horror-Music begins to play.
When he is done... 'Regrouping', he utters "I Liiiive.... Agaiiiin..."
Proceeds to pull a Katana-Gun katana out of Ryuforce's back, blade first, kicks him to one side, and brandishes his flachion as well as the Katana in his now rotting hands.
He proceeds to charge GRM13, who trips and falls, only to find his neck is trapped between the blades of the Katana and the Flachion, held like a pair of scissors...
A crooked, gnarled grin forms on the Undead bondage-Pirate's face as he draws the blades in closer, ready to lop off his head... the stench of death clinging to Jevil's breath...
WILL SOMEONE SAVE GRM13?! Find out in the Next action-Packed post!

 

[GRM13]

After being killed twice, time and space went to a complete stand still as GRM13 came back from enlightenment and proceeds to expel eh undead pirate.

 

[RyuForce]

Counters the attack with a can of tuna! Negating the 7 order emeralds! "Take that!"

 

[GRM13]

From his New enlightenment GRM13 was able to find out that the can of tuna was in fact a can of sea chicken and thus had nothing to fear and proceeded to destroy RyuForce with his poke of doom

 

[Bebob4999]

Only to be squashed under the pressure of a giant power fist. Bebob takes over the hill!

 

[GRM13]

GRM13 counters Bebob4999's Giant power fist with his Giant power kick. Kick has more reach so I get him in the face and is sent flying.

 

[Jawa]

"The only way I can take the hill... is with EPIC FAIL!!!" Jevil explained, as he amassed an army of Internet Trolls and Flamers, united under his banner.
*Proceeds to storm the Forums with a fury the likes of which Tickle-Theater had Never seen before.*

 

[GRM13]

Fortunately having all the Trolls and Flamers together in one place just made it easier for the Admids to Ban them all and thus in a matter of seconds the great army is gone.

 

[Journia]

The sky grows dark and the air fills with hectillions of active frag grenades and they all read on the bottom, Journia. Music from the 300 movie plays as they all descend gracefully on the field. I stand upon a mountain top invisible, with a sniper rifle waiting to pick off the survivors of ths apocalypse. My armor is black, like that dark wizard from yugioh, and my skin is very very pale.

 

[Jawa]

*upon seeing His Divine Shadow among other admins decend on his Flamer/Toll army : "... My army of Epic fail?! Nuuuu!"

*sprints to the relative safety of another thread; preferrably the Gallery, having lost control of the hill for the last time.*
"Screw this, I'ma go look at them photos!"

 

[GRM13]

HAHA. Sorry journia, but you activated my trap card. Mirror wall, it causes all attacks to be reflected back to the user.