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TICKLISH SOLES OF LARCENY #01
The 1st issue of TICKLISH SOLES OF LARCENY #01 has just hit the shelves and lead artist, Rearte, and the rest of the wonderful art team put together a free comic strip series of Larceny and her ticklish soles!
-The Bandito
Jim
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LARCENY: Sensitive Situation (1-3)
Let me tell you about myself. They call me Larceny. And, well this is embarrassing, but I happen to be the greatest thief in the world. Almost. There’s this one other over-inflated egomaniac that thinks SHE’S the best thief. But let’s not talk about her right now. This is about ME!
Here’s all you need to know: I’ve been called blindingly stunning, especially wearing this diamond necklace I just nicked. But it doesn’t matter. You’ll never see me. I’m smarter than you. I’m sneakier than you. And I will rob you blind at my first opportunity.
Just so long as I don’t end up in anymore SENSITIVE SITUATIONS. I have this one teensy weensy occupational liability. But it’s not even worth going into detail. Hide your valuables. Lock up your art and jewelry. You’ve just caught my eye.
Steal ya soon, sweetie,
Larceny
LARCENY: Sensitive Situation (2-3)
Hi. It’s me again.
Yes, Larceny. You’re going to be easier to rob than I originally thought.
Unfortunately, that bit of fun might have to wait a tic. It seems that the diabolically evil Agent Lucille from the dreadfully irritating GeoGUARD task force has me slightly tied up at the moment.
She and I have the teensiest disagreement brewing about this silly little missing statue. And well, she’s…OH GOD…SHE’S GOING TO TICKLE ME!
Someone SAVE ME!
Desperately guffawing,
Larceny
LARCENY: Sensitive Situation (3-3)
Yup, Larceny again. I know, shocking, right??
Please disregard my previous comments about stealing from you. I have had a lot of time to think about my wicked ways and I am officially turning over a new leaf!
Fine. It’s only been about eight minutes of Lucille’s insufferable SOLE TICKLE TORTURE! BUT I GIVE UP FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Screaming in frenzied laughter,
Larceny
