Liar Liar

[Mz Chaos]

What're some of the lies you have told to excuse your tardiness? (This applies to ALL situations; dates, work, school, doctor's appointments, job interviews...etc.)

"My dog threw up on me and I had to shower and change my clothes."

 

[kered]

Some sonovabitch cut me off at the exit ramp.

 

[Mitchell]

I got stuck in a lot of traffic on the Cross Bronx Expressway, and yes, knowing how traffic filled this road was, I did use this once or twice when I was late to class on a Monday in college, and had overslept.

Mitch

 

[unit5610]

I got an important call I was expecting!

 

[MasterPaladin]

my dog pulled the plug on the alarm clock

I didn't oversleep mom did and didn't wake me

 

[ticklishmikey]

I'm lucky. I've never had to lie about being late. Every thing I wold was the truth.

I think the funniest one was when I was seven. I had got jumped by a bunch of 6th graders. For no apparent reason. Just cuz. But I came to school all bruised and knotted up. I walked in my class room, my teacher was not observant and says sternly "You're late!" I said "I'm sorry, I was busy getting my butt whupped."

 

[Carsomyr]

Haha, when I'm late I don't even bother showing up. But if I did I would probably have said something like "the escalator stopped when I was on it"

 

[MasterPaladin]

there was a power outage in my house