Life's Little Annoyance's

[Bugman]

Lifes Little Annoyances

Often it's the little things in life that drive you crazy.What jerks your chain?

One think that ticks me off is when you are behind someone in line at a convenience store,and they used a credit card for a 2.50 purchase!Don't these people carry any cash at all?

 

[David.s]

I really can't stand people who keep asking you about what's going to happen next in a movie that you're in the middle of watching together... why do these unpigeony fools bother seeing films at all if all they're going to do is interrupt other people's viewing and then ask them to spoil the plot for them?

Also, all those needless apostrophes you've just used aren't particularly great for my blood pressure 😛 Heh, actually, I don't really care that much... in fact grammar nazis probably annoy me more than anything else. Half the time their 'corrections' are plain wrong and they usually just get even more muddled up with needless semantics they don't understand anyway.

 

[Bugman]

I really can't stand people who keep asking you about what's going to happen next in a movie that you're in the middle of watching together... why do these unpigeony fools bother seeing films at all if all they're going to do is interrupt other people's viewing and then ask them to spoil the plot for them?

Also, all those needless apostrophes you've just used aren't particularly great for my blood pressure 😛 Heh, actually, I don't really care that much... in fact grammar nazis probably annoy me more than anything else. Half the time their 'corrections' are plain wrong and they usually just get even more muddled up with needless semantics they don't understand anyway.

Says thanks for pointing our my error,it has been corrected. 😱

 

[OnnaOtaku]

Often it's the little things in life that drive you crazy.What jerks your chain?

One think that ticks me off is when you are behind someone in line at a convenience store,and they used a credit card for a 2.50 purchase!Don't these people carry any cash at all?

Aww, I annoy you! LoL! I am one of those people! I feel safer with a credit card not to mention it's faster and less to carry around! Oh and I hate pennies!!


As for things that annoy me! I have a lot! I am actually going to copy and paste this from a blog I wrote on MySpace:

-Car and furniture salesmen. I understand they work on commission, but damn, let a sista breath. I am fully capable of looking through your lot or showroom and deciding for myself what I like. True story: went to go look at couches with the intent to buy. The lady was annoying the PISS out of me, so instead of even trying to look around I just left. Thanks, but no thanks. I don't need you telling me what would look best in MY living room. Grr.


-Celebrities/Musicians who think they're politicians. Green Day in particular. I liked them BEFORE their album American Idiot came out. But once you make almost an entire album bashing the president and trying to shove your political views down everyones throat that's when I decide that you're crap. I want to listen to music, not politics with rhythm. I am not saying I support Bush or don't support Bush. My views on him are irrelevent. When a celebrity or musician starts preaching politics, to me, that's when their career starts to deminish. Obviously they're bashing a large part of people who don't share their opinions and thus makes them look stupid. Remember the Dixie Chicks? Yeah, me either!


-Toll Roads/The Jersey Turnpike. Yeah you need money for maintenance of your road and what not, but charging $5.00 to drive on I-95 North through Delaware is ridiculous, especially since the state takes no more than 20 minutes to get entirely through. Toll roads in DC on 267 are a dollar to get on the road and 50 cents to get off at any exit. God forbid you get off at the wrong exit and then have to get back on. That's going to cost you 50 cents to get off, then 50 cents to get back on and then another 50 cents to get back off on the exit you originally wanted. Yeah, it might not sound too too bad but if your hotel is off one of these exits and you're in DC for 3 days you have to pay those tolls every day if you want to go somewhere. I made this mistake. Oh and last, but certainly not least, the mother of all toll roads, the New Jersey Turnpike. Good idea to have you only pay for the turnpike for as long as you're on it, but the turnpike is LONG. Let's hope you never have to go through the entire thing because that's going to cost you 20 some odd dollars. Oh and you definately don't want to lose your ticket for the turnpike. No way! If you do that you will have to pay for the travel of the ENTIRE turnpike. So if you get on the NJTP and get off at the very first exit and don't have your ticket, you're paying 20 some dollars for what should have only cost a dollar or so. And this goes right into my next rant....


-New Jersey Drivers. Ah yes, the infamous inconsiderate warriors of the roadway. If you have driven with me and thought I was a fast or even a bad driver then you haven't seen anything compared to Jersey drivers. Let's see. I was on the Turnpike and, if I can recall correctly, is mostly 55 mph. Well, in order for me not to get my ass run over, I had to go ATLEAST 70-75 mph. No joke. You might be saying, "oh, the speed isn't bad!". Well say that when you're 3 lanes wide traveling 70-75 mph in gridlocked traffic. Imagine traffic at Christmas time, but instead of people driving slow or being stopped they're all going 75 mph+. Oh and if you're not going fast enough they will sure as hell make sure you know it. It's not uncommon for someone in Jersey to ride your ass like it's cool, but if you're not going fast enough for them, they will be on your ass and flashing their lights and honking their horn so that you get out of the way. Insane! Jersey Turnpike = Autobahn of the United States.

 

[Bugman]

My my i set off quite a rant here hehe.And in your case my dear,you are forgiven.😉

 

[milagros317]

One thing that really annoys me is people who sneeze or cough in an elevator without even trying to cover their mouths.

 

[OnnaOtaku]

My my i set off quite a rant here hehe.And in your case my dear,you are forgiven.😉

HaHa Thanks! I tend to go off on rants from time to time. Domino effect.

One thing that really annoys me is people who sneeze or cough in an elevator without even trying to cover their mouths.

I hate that too. I tend to pull my shirt over my mouth and sneeze on my boobs. I hate when people do cover their mouths, get snot and spit all over their hand and either touch something I'm about to touch or shake my hand or something of the sort. I know that if I sneeze on my boobs, no one will be touching those but me! I just really don't like sneezing on my hands! LoL. [It gets more on the inside of my shirt than my boobs, FYI.]

 

[milagros317]

I find it really annoying when an apparently healthy person gets on the elevator at the second floor to ride it down one flight to the first floor.

 

[OnnaOtaku]

I find it annoying when people judge me to the point of not liking me before sharing even a word with me. I get this a lot from females.

 

[ChosenofMystra]

You asked for it 😀

Many things jerk my chain so here's a short list

1. People who talk during the movie in theatres.
2. People that use debit or credit cards for things like a 2 liter bottle of soda
3. People that cough and sneeze without covering their mouths
4. People that don't flush the toilet after using it
5. People that don't wash their hands after using the restroom
6. People that shove their religious/political agendas down one's throat
7. Condescending, patronizing, self-rightous people
8. People that don't use common sense or logic despite knowing better
9. People that ask stupid questions that could be answered with common sense
10. Racists/Bigots
11. People that try to tell one how to run their life
12. Busybodies
13. People that give advice nobody asked for
14. Snobs/elitists
15. People that abuse animals/children

 

[Chuck D]

I think its funny when a person fights against, lies, or refuses to admit they are wrong only because they don't want to give someone the satifaction of being right.. Not talking about the teasing kind

 

[tickleshotel]

People who are new hires at work for a month and then they *think,act* they know Everything

 

[slacker2114]

Oh, SO many things to choose from. But I'll throw this one out there....

VICTIMS!!! I can't stand victims!!! Not people who have been on the unfortunate end of a crime. I'm talking about these whiny, self-centered jack-offs who are a victim of life. The victim is never the problem, it's everyone else's fault.

Example: A woman I know who shall remain nameless, procrastinated about getting her car inspection renewed. Say she gets pulled over and is given a fine for it. Does she think "Damn, I shouldn't have waited so long to get my inspection renewed"? No, she would say "I got this fine because that cop was an asshole. He just had it in for me because I wouldn't kiss his ass". Riiiiight. Never mind the fact that the inspection expired a month ago and you were giving the cop an attitude for "having the gall to pull you over". 🙄

When will people stop blaming everyone and everything else for their problems and just accept responsibility for their own actions (or inactions)? GAH!!! That friggin' grates on me!

 

[OnnaOtaku]

People who are new hires at work for a month and then they *think,act* they know Everything

Or people who are still considered "new" because they're only been there maybe a month or so, but have been trained to do everything just as well as the rest and should know it by now, but play dumb so they don't have to do anything!

 

[Bugman]

Something that really grinds my gears is when you are looking for a parking space,like the stores won't be busy enough for the next few weeks,and some boob is either taking up two spaces,or is parked right on the line on one side.

 

[devilsadvocate]

My turn

1) i know its probably been said many times before but if you cant find the bloody remote, get off your backside and change the channel the old fashioned way!
2) people that put their feet in the gaps of the chair in front at the cinema.
3) when you lend people stuff and they keep it for so long, you have to borrow it back.
4) People that HAVE to be right.
5) People that insist on chewing gum then spitting it on the floor.

 

[Bugman]

This happened again the other day.Im in the checkout line at the store.The woman if front of me has a cart overflowing with grocries.It was well over $100 worth.After all this has been scanned and bagged she decidies its time to start trolling her purse*think suitcase here* for her checkbook!Then of course we have to find a pen that works.This seems to be a common occurence,and it makes me want to strangle somebody.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

2. People that use debit or credit cards for things like a 2 liter bottle of soda

Guilty. I do that, but only because a lot of times I strapped for cash. I'm just a lowly college student with a minimum wage job. 🙁

It's the opposite for me, it's the people who have to have the exact change. If it's 12.37, they dig in their purses or wallets to find the coins to make it exact. It would be faster if you just pay with a twenty or something. You don't need to make exact change!

Also, I've had this happen to me. I had a guy put in 15.00 dollars worth of gas in and he paid with quarters, dimes and nickles! 15.00 DOLLARS WORTH IN COINS! Holy f***! Go to a bank and exchange that! We are not a bank!

 

[ChosenofMystra]

Also, I've had this happen to me. I had a guy put in 15.00 dollars worth of gas in and he paid with quarters, dimes and nickles! 15.00 DOLLARS WORTH IN COINS! Holy f***! Go to a bank and exchange that! We are not a bank!

I've had that happen SO many times its not even funny! Big line of people forms behind the boob and then the poor cashier has to deal with this bogged down line because the customer is too lazy to exchange it for bills.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

This annoys the hell out of me. It's a rarity, but the convenience store that I work at has an outdoor bathroom. Meaning you ask for the key, you go outside, down the sidewalk and around the corner unlock the door to the bathroom. It's not so bad, but people will come into the store and ask where our bathroom is. I tell them and then all of a sudden, they don't have to go anymore.

Oh my god! It's not a f-ing outhouse or anything. We clean it every night and in the winter time, is warmer than the fricking store itself!

 

[tkrexx]

Assholes who stand in front of you at the checkout counter of a convenience store and buy Scratchoff Tickets!!!

"I'll take 3 Scratch Trash, 2 Funny Money, 5 Poopla, and 6 Falalas...Oh! Oh! Oh! I got a $5 dollar winner! I told ya if I play long enough I'll win! Okay, I wanna cash this in and get 3 Honey Bunny and 2 Sky High...Aw, heck, and gimme 5 more Poopla!"

And the doofus who keeps giving them the tickets instead of asking the ignoramus to stand aside while other customers ring out.

And me for restraining myself when I get the urge to try that gallon of 2% I've been holding for 10 minutes on the bonehead as a hat.

 

[Bugman]

Assholes who stand in front of you at the checkout counter of a convenience store and buy Scratchoff Tickets!!!

"I'll take 3 Scratch Trash, 2 Funny Money, 5 Poopla, and 6 Falalas...Oh! Oh! Oh! I got a $5 dollar winner! I told ya if I play long enough I'll win! Okay, I wanna cash this in and get 3 Honey Bunny and 2 Sky High...Aw, heck, and gimme 5 more Poopla!"

And the doofus who keeps giving them the tickets instead of asking the ignoramus to stand aside while other customers ring out.

And me for restraining myself when I get the urge to try that gallon of 2% I've been holding for 10 minutes on the bonehead as a hat.

I hear ya man.that drives me crazy also,inconsiderate ass-holes!

 

[tkrexx]

Definition of Shitferbrains:

Someone who, whilst waiting at an intersection sees you approaching in your auto...Yet waits...and waits...Til you see the whites of their eyes...

THEN PUNCHES IT AND PULLS OUT IN FRONT OF YOU, NEARLY CAUSING A MAJOR COLLISION!!!!

...And then putts along at 15 MPH.

They really should die.

Horribly and slowly.

 

[Artoo]

BUMP!

HGV drivers who think they own the fucking road at 5am, when I'm trying to get to work.

 

[paracarl44]

Massachusetts drivers rank in there too. Don't forget about the Beltway around Washington D. C., where you can age a few years until you are Out Of There.