Life's unanswerable questions

[strokeofgenius]

Why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway? 🙂

Why is there a mailbox in front of the post office? (You're there!)

If "pro" is the opposite of "con", is congress the opposite of progress?

😀

 

[Dave2112]

Why do they call it a "TV Set" when you only get ONE?

Why is there an "Interstate" highway in Hawaii?

And why did Stormtroopers even bother wearing armor, if the first shot always took them down?

 

[Alex Warfield]

Why is "cargo" sent by ship, and a "shipment" sent by truck?

Why do women have a pair of panties, and just one bra?

 

[tummyticklish01]

Uuuh... why is the grass green??
Why is the sky blue😉😀😛

 

[shark]

from Bill Cosby.....why is there air?
why do we have sunrise and sunset when the sun never moves?
why are they called cookies when they're baked?
and why do we take a dump when we are leaving a deposit?

 

[strokeofgenius]

yuk, yuk, yuk

Why couldn't that extra day in a leap year be in the summer? 😀

 

[TicklingIsLife]

Why is the sky blue😉😀😛

I actuallu know the answer to that. Let me know if you want to know the real answer 🙂

 

[Strelnikov]

Why is the cutting tool called "a pair of scissors"? Is there such a thing as a single sciss?

Strelnikov

 

[feetclimax]

Why is the cutting tool called "a pair of scissors"? Is there such a thing as a single sciss?

Strelnikov

The same goes for pants and tweezers,lol

 

[General Zod]

Can an orphan eat at a family restraunt?
Why are light switches marked on and off?
Why is it that feet smell and your nose runs?

 

[Carthoris]

What's the point of having a hot water heater?

 

[JoBelle]

MONOSYLLABIC....think about it.
Jo

 

[mpath]

from RotN 2

What if C-A-T really spelled "dog?"

 

[TicklingIsLife]

Re: from RotN 2

What if C-A-T really spelled "dog?"

Say what?

 

[Frink]

What if C-A-T really spelled "dog?"

hehehe
That's a line from Revenge of the Nerds 2 😛

Don't worry about it making sense....the person (in the movie) was "high" when he said it.

...dunno about mpath when he wrote it! 😛

 

[Flatfoot]

Why is it we have to show up at work fifteen minutes prior to the time our NCOs tell us to show up, when the time they're telling us is fifteen minutes prior to the time they were given by the CO, who wants us to show up early anyway, resulting in showing up 45 minutes early for work? Oh, I'm sorry, this is the military's unanswerable question.😀