paracarl44
Wielder of 100 Feathers
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A little bird was overcome by cold weather before he could reach the warmer weather down South.
As the bird lay frozen in an open field a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
The warm cow dung started to warm him up and the little bird started to sing.
The singing aroused the attention of a curious cat who came to investigate.
When the cat spotted the bird he immediately ate him.
There are three morals to this story:
1. Not everybody who shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everybody who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. When you are in DEEP SHIT, it is best to keep your big mouth shut.
As the bird lay frozen in an open field a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
The warm cow dung started to warm him up and the little bird started to sing.
The singing aroused the attention of a curious cat who came to investigate.
When the cat spotted the bird he immediately ate him.
There are three morals to this story:
1. Not everybody who shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everybody who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. When you are in DEEP SHIT, it is best to keep your big mouth shut.
